The Glade 4.0

K, you're going to want some magnesium, some rust, and some pulverized aluminum.

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

I have a rusty car i'm willing to donate if you ship it over to the US =P

And big fires yes! Yes! YES!!!!

Lighter fluids are great! they go poof and make big clouds.. big pretty clouds... mmmm...

You want to see a big boom? Get some acetate and hydrogen peroxide.

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

Elmo, stop telling people how to blow their hands off.

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Raell Kromwell

They live in the rust belt Lydiaa, rust is easy to find in Pennsylvania.

Perhaps someone should open a new thread in technology about explosives.

For Elmo, on the subject of explosives, we'll need an old priest and a young priest.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

ooo yes !!!

how bout a new post on how to get revenge without getting caught

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Bah anyone with enough time can find out how to make simple explosives that bypass most chem detectors. Hell wikipedia has it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acetone_peroxide

Ain't no big secret when its on wikipedia.

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

gonna start with the smell of the nice clean ocean first, while I stock up on Peroxide and Acetate.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

You should have sex w/ his GF, that would show him. Don't forget pics!

*posted in wrong thread, thanks tabbed browsing.
**redacting my edit, this was the right thread. This thread has gone so far off topic, I was confused.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

- My father has a PhD, my mother has 3 Masters, my sister has 2 Masters. I haven't finished college, but make more money than any of them.

- I own 4 firearms and haven't purchased any of them. They were all gifts.

- I'm a very good shot, especially considering how infreqently I go shooting.

- I've driven a car and ridden a motorcycle at 140mph on public roads

- I have had a menage a trois, and would do so again given the right 3rd

That part is easy....

Revenge without getting Kartma to bite you in the ***:

Have a better life without them in it.

ex- Aww really? You left me and the chick you left me for ended up being a raging alchoholic with a dope addiction. Hrm.. and you left a good home for that. Damn that sucks don't it bucky?

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Living well is the best revenge.

How the hell did he talk you into paying for the TV he took with him?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

I've broken a bone 1-2 weeks before the local Tucson century bike ride, every time.

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The Dude abides.

/sigh I was stupid.. 'buy now, pay later'.
When i came home from work he had moved over to
her house, we had a huge fight, but I didn't think he
would do that..he had said we would talk more when I got
home after work.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

I recall back in the "college" days a purity test being passed around. You answered yes or no to 100 "have you ever" questions with the 100 indicating "pure" are 0 not so. I remember everyone being shocked at the low 23 (the lowest anyone had reported) a female classmate scored on the test and not sharing the fact I only scored an 18. I'm sure it was more fun talking about her 23.

Maybe we need to find and post a similar one here. Maybe when I get some time.

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Gorse

I always lose on the drug questions.

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It feels like all the people who want limited government really just want government limited to Republicans.
---The Daily Show

Took the 200 question test here and scored a 62.5%

Thank you, Oonagh, for your support.

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

In high school I had one of the lowest of anyone I knew. Suddenly college came around and I was one of the highest. *sigh*

77.5% for me, and honestly I can't see much room for lowering it since most everything else seems to have to do with drugs, having sex with people not you're partner/multiple people, or sex in odd places (when you have to know the gross tonage of the vehicle you were in to answer a question that's pretty insane), idk, call me old fashion but I like to have sex without drugs involved, with my partner in a bed (though maybe with some rope/toys/etc in said bed ).

A friend of mine's daughter, when she was in junior high school, one of her classmates brought in one of those tests and the kids all took it for fun. Most of course scored ridiculously low and several had to have a few of the questions explained to them by the more worldly students.

One girl scored amazingly high, at 13. A couple of the kids shared the test and the results (all non-school function, the teachers didn't know) with their parents. One of the parents whose kid shared the results with them works with the County Department of Social Services.

Two days later, the parents of the girl who scored amazingly high were in custody, the girl was in protective custody and her home was taped off as a crime scene.

We never learned anything more. It was all confidential hush hush, privacy law protected stuff. Rumor was the girl ended up with relatives up in Eugene.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Huh. 50%.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

Did the other guy make you feel insecure?

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

I've never understood, nor cared to learn the appropriate use of a semicolon.

That's a great quote to read right after Rafael's.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

1: I have met... hmm... Alice Roosevelt Longworth, shall we say? As lovely and spirited a young woman as you could wish, and as likely to cause trouble for her loving and beloved father as the historical figure.

2: I have met both Taamar and Shelgeyr, and cuddled with Taamar in a mostly PG-13 or less way while reading Heinlein. I didn't try to cuddle with Shel but I get the feeling he'd be good at it.

3: I have had 37 cats at one time and they all had names and could be told apart.

4: I grew up with 320 acres combined between the farm and the farmhouse. The farm was where Grandpa lived but we worked it. We had 120 head of Holstein.

5: I took Mr. Steak to the butcher when I was 3. I thought it was like a barbershop. I went to pick him up from the butcher. That lead to me almost being vegetarian.

6: I will eat bacon, but not ham or pork. Pepperoni? Hell yes! I like chicken but it has to be like fajita chicken or hot wing. I don't like most fried chicken. I enjoy fish in some forms but not others, sushi and perch fries being good, non-fried fish being usually bad.

7: My first computer was a Commodore 64. I went from that to a Power Macintosh 7500 which I bought with my own money. My sister for her 12th birthday got a pony. I am only slightly bitter about that.

8: I got a 23 (IIRC) on the ACT in 7th grade. I didn't know some of the basic symbols for math because I had been sick. I got a 32 when I took it for real.

9: I have an 11" scar from shoulder blade to middle of my right side, about a hand length below my armpit. Remember the being sick? Yeah... cyst in the lung. I am hella lucky.

10: I was in the 4-H and took a cow to the fair.

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Once, I was a ranger
Then, I was a warlock
And a mage
And a paladin
Now, I seek to be myself