The Glade 4.0

On a scale of 1 to 10 feeding the dogs pinto beans is a catastrophic fail. It is like the Blazing Saddles campfire scene up in here.

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Should give 'em refried next time

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

ROFL!

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

Where did that catfish get off to?

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So I walked over to Drug Mart on lunch to buy some cold medicine and while I was checking out some dude ran up behind me in a huff and threw down two items on the counter. A Sam's Club sized box of tampons and a case of condoms. I am not sure which of the two items necessitated his emergency but either way, dude is in for an interesting weekend o_O

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bro we need to talk

How you doin'?

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I don't know, after some of Hopwin's posts about women he's dated, maybe it's time for him to give dick a chance.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

One of the gay guys at work has been hitting on me.

Related question: "How do you get a gay guy to stop hitting on you when he knows you aren't gay?"

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Show him the goods and disappoint him?

File a sexual harrassment complaint?

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

First document what has been going on. Tel your boss what has been happening and you are considering filing a grievance against the guy.

Then, tell the testosterone filled idiot bluntly that you aren't gay, you aren't curious, and want him to stop hitting on you. If he does it even one more time you will fire a sexual harassment grievance against him. It is not funny, stop now. It isn't okay, it isn't harmless, it is harassment.

Be humorless, be stern, be serious, be sincere.

If he doesn't stop, file the grievance.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

**** cancer

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

I hate intervals.

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Holy shitsnacks!

I don't care what anyone says, I still like The Sum of all Fears

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I prefer to think of them as "Fighting evil in another dimension"

That awkward moment when the romantic notion of being snowed in is shattered by the reality of having to shovel your way out ...

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

The book? Yes. The movie? Awful.

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Holy shitsnacks!

maybe I should read the book then.

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I prefer to think of them as "Fighting evil in another dimension"

Yes. Its one of the better ones of the series.

The movie murdered it. Horribly.

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Holy shitsnacks!

You gotta hit it on the one.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

That frustrating moment when you come back to the site and check three "updated" forums before you realize you never hit the "mark forums read" link on your last visit.

When the exterminator shows you the large yellowjacket nest he destroyed in your bushes, he definitely has earned his fee.

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If I ever become an American-hating terrorist, I'm going to devote one day a week to trolling the hell out of some random American citizen. Have all my terrorist buddies call, text, or email him and watch him explain that to the FBI.