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Lalaas
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May your socks always come out of the dryer inside-out.
May your friends always have at least one inside-joke that you aren't (and can never be) a part of.
May you be forced to go shopping at Ikea... with very thorough and slow-to-leave-each-area women.

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"May the curse of Molly Malone & her nine blind orphans pursue you so far over fields and streams that even God Almighty couldn't find you with a radio telescope!"
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May you live for a thousand years, and all your tires go flat.
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May you have a persistent itch in the middle of your back that you just can't reach and there is no one around to scratch it for you.

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May you have a piece of food firmly stuck in your teeth with no toothpick or floss available and may your tongue go raw from fiddling with it all day.

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May you have a persistent itch in the middle of your back that you just can't reach and there is no one around to scratch it for you.


Even worse:

May the top of your foot always itch while you're wearing shoes.
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