The Glade 4.0

150lbs of sand doesn't cover much surface area.

Also, relatively speaking, humans are not very dense.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack got down and Jill came around, now they have a son and a daughter.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

Well, if we were dense, relatively speaking, we'd sink in everything...

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

Peanut butter eggs are good!

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"None is more important, none more legitimate, than that of rendering the people safe as they are the
ultimate guardians of their own liberty."- Thomas Jefferson

"Yeah, I'm rehearsing my poker face. I don't handle stupid well. *sigh*" - Farsky

Ten days

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I'm having one of those episodes where I realize how little I know about life. For the first time, I'm perfectly content with it.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

I'd love to be able to study from Derren Brown.

Rolling downhill like a snowboard headed for hell . . .

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Why do people buy tupperware? Don't they know about wonton soup?

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I might lose my job because my new manager is trying to move me away from my window cubicle, and I am refusing...

Final Fantasy 7 in 3 minutes never gets old.

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I prefer to think of them as "Fighting evil in another dimension"

Didn't Knights of The Round Table last like five minutes? That is what it was called yes?

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Raell Kromwell

The people making absurd laws and telling us not to break them are the biggest criminals.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

What happens if you bake the chunks of chocolate chip cookie dough that come in chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream? One of these days I'm going to find out...

I wouldn't move to a different company unless I was offered a 10x salary increase.

#ROLLTRIBE

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Ugh. Why does my body only allow me to get sick on weekends and holidays? Somehow I've become the biologically perfect employee.

Sad how much power I give to some people to ruin a great day.

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Great moogly boobily, I love a warm Spring.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Why have I never before had a chocolate truffle?

Oh. My. God.

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Holy shitsnacks!

The evidence that Fys needs a sex change keeps mounting.

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I had a joke about Jonestown but the punch line was too long.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Blood pact seems to be awful short or maybe ya just that I'm used to reading Abnett four at a time. or Death or Glory spoiled me.

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I prefer to think of them as "Fighting evil in another dimension"