The Glade 4.0

So, like...this is shaping up to be the greatest movie of all time. Like, no joke. Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis will be on the screen at the same time in this film. It doesn't get any bigger than that. Holy balls, I need this movie to come out like yesterday.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

Jet Li is in the film.

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It feels like all the people who want limited government really just want government limited to Republicans.
---The Daily Show

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"It is true that democracy undermines freedom when voters believe they can live off of others' productivity, when they modify the commandment: 'Thou shalt not steal, except by majority vote.' The politics of plunder is no doubt destructive of both morality and the division of labor."

God damn, that movie looks awesome.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

Wait.. isnt Schwarzenegger busy running a state?

He only has a small part. But...who cares? He's horrible at being govenator anyway.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

Holy cast lineup ...

• Sylvester Stallone
• Jason Statham
• Jet Li
• Dolph Lundgren
• Eric Roberts
• Steve Austin
• David Zayas
• Mickey Rourke
• Bruce Willis
• Arnold Schwarzenegger
• Danny Trejo
• Brittany Murphy
• Charisma Carpenter

They gonna have any money left for scriptwriting, direction or special effects?

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

While you're waiting for that to come out, go find this one

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057254/

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

I know, right?!?! How can this movie not be the greatest movie of all time with a cast like that? HOW?!?!?!

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

I'll pass. Ugh.

Turn in your man card. You're officially being demoted to GirlSkee.

I kid, I kid.

There are only 2 directions that this movie can go.

It will either be epically awesome, or total crap.

Let us hope that it is the prior.

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"Once we realize that imperfect understanding is the human condition, there is no shame in being wrong, only in failing to correct our mistakes."
- George Soros

That looks ridiculous... I cannot wait!

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Hokanu
Duty is a magnificent blessing because it is the sign of trust from the universe.
END OF LINE.

/necro

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Hokanu
Duty is a magnificent blessing because it is the sign of trust from the universe.
END OF LINE.

IGN said the movie is action packed but easily predictable and unfortunately only two of the characters really get a chance to shine.

I'll be seeing it opening day.

I don't go to see this type of movie for anything other than totally awesome action and one liners. This is what I grew up on. I am totally all over this like flies on ****.

EDIT:

I just got my tickets for the midnight showing. Also, I hadn't been paying attention, but there was talk about having two cuts of the movie: PG-13 and R and they were going to test to see which audiences liked more. Well, the movie is rated R(for rad, of course), so I am extremely happy about that.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

Just got back. Was the greatest movie I've ever seen. It had explosions, it had people getting shot, it had explosions, it had people getting their limbs cut off, it had explosions, some guy got his head cut off, it had explosions, people's necks were snapped. **** awesome. It was everything I had hoped for and more. There was not one ounce of disappointment the entire film except for the 2 minutes during the opening credits were going and the lights came on and the movie shut off. But that disappointment was made up for by the free movie ticket I got on my way out.

So, yeah. I saw my favorite film of all time tonight. For free.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

Going with my son tonight. Ready to see some mucho asso kicked.

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"It is true that democracy undermines freedom when voters believe they can live off of others' productivity, when they modify the commandment: 'Thou shalt not steal, except by majority vote.' The politics of plunder is no doubt destructive of both morality and the division of labor."

I liked it, but it was slow to build, the fonts for opening and end credits was poorly chosen, the plot was more than cliché, but it was good.

A-Team was better.

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Once, I was a ranger
Then, I was a warlock
And a mage
And a paladin
Now, I seek to be myself

It was great. Nothing to add. It was everything I expected and very enjoyable.

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"It is true that democracy undermines freedom when voters believe they can live off of others' productivity, when they modify the commandment: 'Thou shalt not steal, except by majority vote.' The politics of plunder is no doubt destructive of both morality and the division of labor."

Same exact reaction to both the movie and the spoiler. It had big explosions, death, and mayhem with some semblance of a plot. The writing was downright awful, but that mattered not as it had exactly everything I was looking for in it.

It was an action movie straight out of the 80s. I really felt like I was watching a real action movie. Action movies today seriously lack the awesomeness that was the 80s action flick. This one brought it all back.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

I don't know. I'll take the Bourne Identity over Rambo any day.

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It feels like all the people who want limited government really just want government limited to Republicans.
---The Daily Show

Jason Bourne is way to emo. And there are clearly not enough explosions in those movies. And he has like, no one liners.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

And the shakeycam.

Oh god the shakeycam...

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“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine