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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:29 am 
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...accidentally bite the inside of your lip?

Then bite it again....

and again?

and again?

and again?

F***ing OW!!!!

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What did you do that is causing your body to inflict guilt induced violence on yourself?


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Wasn't necessarily Foamy. Oonagh does some fascinating work with dolls and pins.

Send her flowers, chocolate, arrange a sitter, dinner, dancing, and pay attentin to her alone for a full evening. Then give her some time t remove the pins without you seeing where she stores the little Foamy.

Remove the voodoo references and do the rest anyway. It may distract you long enough for the tender lip to heal.

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Micheal wrote:
Wasn't necessarily Foamy. Oonagh does some fascinating work with dolls and pins.

Send her flowers, chocolate, arrange a sitter, dinner, dancing, and pay attentin to her alone for a full evening. Then give her some time t remove the pins without you seeing where she stores the little Foamy.

Remove the voodoo references and do the rest anyway. It may distract you long enough for the tender lip to heal.


Although... if she bites... it may cause further injury ;)

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To answer the original question:

Yes.


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Although, if she bites, will it be somewhere that will take his mind off the lip?

Ah, to be young again . . .

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Yup, and damn it hurt!


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I sometimes get so lost in thought while chewing gum that I do this.

Yeah, I said it...I have to pay attention when I chew gum!

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you know... as I am constantly doing this myself...

This board may have an over abundance of hot chicks and smart sombishes on it... but we have some serious issues as a collective. Smart, hot.. and more issues than Rolling Stone

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I don't bite my lip too often...but I bite my tongue more often than anyone I've ever known. I swear, I bite my tongue when I'm not even eating. At least once a night, I wake up with my tongue in serious pain because I bite it while I'm sleeping. **** sucks, man.

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I used to bite my tongue a lot. Then I had one of my wisdom teeth pulled for having a rotten core. That was the tooth that initiated the biting, haven't done it much since.

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I did last night (and the guy I was grappling with)--guy was smashing my lips into my teeth. Wasn't pleasant.


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Raltar wrote:
I don't bite my lip too often...but I bite my tongue more often than anyone I've ever known. I swear, I bite my tongue when I'm not even eating. At least once a night, I wake up with my tongue in serious pain because I bite it while I'm sleeping. **** sucks, man.


you bite your tongue when you are sleeping?

I chew on my lip when I'm nervous, haven't ever bit it, but then I haven't done much martial arts sparring. I would prolly bite it then. I just surfed some cage fighting, why can't I change the channel, never watched this before.. Hmmm

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All the time. Pretty much every night, really.

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If I bite my lip, I am absolutely guaranteed to do it at least one more time in the same place because of the swelling. Ugh.

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I don't think I've ever amde it past the first "again".

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