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Uncle Fester
 Post subject: News of the WTF
PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 4:00 am 
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As these stories crop up now and again, something that just makes you scratch your head.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... aking.html

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http://www.businessinsider.com/bestiali ... els-2012-2

Or to quote South Park "Dude what's wrong with German people!"

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When beastality is outlawed only outlaws will perform beastality?

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http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government ... andela-FDR got to love the egotism.

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Let me get this strait: Clinton, Spitzer, and Weiner are all political idols worthy to run again, but Herman Cane was forced out of the Presidential Race on rumor alone. Nope. No double standard here

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Let me get this strait: Clinton, Spitzer, and Weiner are all political idols worthy to run again, but Herman Cane was forced out of the Presidential Race on rumor alone. Nope. No double standard here

It's because Cain is black.

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Kaffis Mark V wrote:
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Let me get this strait: Clinton, Spitzer, and Weiner are all political idols worthy to run again, but Herman Cane was forced out of the Presidential Race on rumor alone. Nope. No double standard here

It's because Cain is black.


More specifically, it's because Cain is black and the rumor was regarding a white woman.

This then caused Robert Byrd to spin in his Grand-Dragony grave, which upset the media, because nobody wants an undead Robert Byrd story above the fold, so they had to put Cain to bed.

It's all fact. Look it up on Wikipedia. [And if it isn't there just let me know and I'll edit the wiki article. That way there's PROOF.]

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Binders full of women [looking for jobs]? OMGZOR
Hookers and unsolicited penis pictures? Meh.

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Hopwin wrote:
spittake

I always mentally pronounce that as "speh tah keh" for some reason.
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FarSky wrote:
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spittake

I always mentally pronounce that as "speh tah keh" for some reason.


That's because spittake mushrooms are the new rave.

Move over shitake, make room for spittake!

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Make that a witch republican black man. We burn them 'round these parts.

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Make that a witch republican black man. We burn them 'round these parts.


Evidenced in no small part by the uproar over the USSC's ruling last month on the Voting Rights Act where Clarence Thomas, a black guy, and Samuel Alito, a hispanic, were with the majority opinion.

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It's amazing how similar the allegations against Thomas were to those against Cain. Evidently that IS one area where there's been no progress: when the left needs to smear a black conservative, sex is the go-to method.

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http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government ... e-Violence

And for the first time I agree with something said by Sheila Jackson Lee...

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Quit banging the pool toys...
http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-hea ... raft-again

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Man Arrested for Having Sex with a Rubber Pool Raft. Again.

Posted by Alaina McConnell on Thu, Jul 11, 2013 at 11:56 AM

An Ohio man was arrested for public indecency after he was caught engaging in sexual relations with a pool raft.

Apparently this is his fifth arrest for similar offenses.

In this most recent incident, Edwin Charles Tobergta, 34, of Hamilton allegedly stepped outside of his Harmon Ave. home on June 17 at approximately 1:20 p.m. completely naked, the police report said.

A child in his neighborhood then witnessed the accused "having sexual relations with a rubber pool float." It is unclear whether the raft was in water or on dry land.

Tobergta was indicted by a grand jury yesterday for public indecency, a fifth-degree felony. Should he be convicted (and c'mon it's his fifth offense), he could face 12 months behind bars.

Here's what the Norwalk Reflector had to say about one of his previous offenses:

In August 2011, Tobergta, was arrested at his home after he was seen engaging in sexual conduct with a pink inflatable swimming pool raft, according to police records. The incident allegedly occurred in an alley behind his home. The witness, who was the owner of the raft, reported to police that the suspect took the raft with him after being shouted at to stop, according to records.

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No, that's more "Put some damn clothes on if you're going outside"

Bang all the pool toys you want, but do it in the privacy of your own home.

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Müs wrote:
No, that's more "Put some damn clothes on if you're going outside"

Bang all the pool toys you want, but do it in the privacy of your own home.


And to your own pool toys, not your neighbor's.
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It is unclear whether the raft was in water or on dry land.


Yay for irrelevance! :lol:
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http://main.aol.com/2013/07/19/chloe-je ... lp00000058

It is both amazing and sad how a person's mind can **** with them to that degree

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It's a strange thing that.

When I was a kid, I always wanted to wear glasses. I never really came to understand why. I always had excellent eyesight.

I got a prescription for nearsightedness in my 20's. Most people would probably hate that, but for reasons I still don't understand, I remember actually having a feeling of contentment.
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http://blog.chron.com/txpotomac/2013/07 ... secretary/

For the love of god let this be true, I could use the laughs

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I have her filed under "crazy congresswoman" in my head, but I can't remember why.
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