The Glade 4.0

Today at lunch a girl who probably isn't even of legal age came and sat at my table and started flirting heavily with me.

I managed not to laugh in her face. Her parents looked very embarrassed and like this was a known embarrassment.

She was very cute (for a teenager) and is probably very used to getting her way with the boys and younger men she normally flirts with. I think she was doing it trying to piss off her parents. I flirted back a little at first, then told her her mother was more my type. Mom smiled, Dad laughed, and the flirt went and sat back down with her parents.

It would have made my day, except it wasn't me she was attracted to, it was her desire to misbehave causing it.

Kids.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

God bless that teenage girl desire to misbehave.

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

Hey! Don't throw away a good compliment with that kind of reasoning. If she thought you were ugly or looked mean/socially awkward, she would have chosen a different target to act out on. But she didn't. You obviously must have something going on for you, so be proud. =)

She thought he might have money :p (Im kidding Micheal!)

I do have money. I could definitely have bought her lunch.

Enough to run away with and live in comfort for the rest of her life, not so much.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones