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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:28 am 
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http://www.rottentomatoes.com/guides/wo ... e_worst/1/

Guilty of seeing 42 and 27! two out of a hundred.

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I've seen The New Guy and I think I saw most of Happily Never After. And that's it from that list. Neither of them were very good, though the geeky Everquest kid in New Guy did make me laugh a bit.

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I saw part of 77(date movie - cutie alyson hannigan made it a must watch), I believe I saw some of 74 (envy with ben stiller and jack black which was completely forgettable), saw 64 (corky romano, which my wife thought was "a cute movie"), saw 62 (serving sara) for the Bruce Campbell cameo (and because Elizabeth Hurley is gorgeous, I could watch her read from the phone book).

So that's it, partial 4 out of 100. Honestly with as many movies I see that I feel are pretty bad, I'm surprised it's not a lot more.


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I've seen four, all of which deserved their status on that list.

95. Lost Souls
31. The Covenant
27. Battlefield Earth
18. The Master of Disguise


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I've seen or partially seen more movies on that list than I would like to admit.


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Rofl #97 is called "Boat Trip". Worst. Name. Ever.

And good to see Ecks vs. Sever is still #1.

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I've seen BattleField Earth and Health Inspector.

Larry is a guilty pleasure. So yeah, it was bad, but still funny.

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I saw none of them in the theater, none of them on DVD, but parts of quite a few on Showtime/HBO - 91,74,75,76,50,36,27 - that's about 4 hours of my life I'd like back.

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Wow, I've never heard of ~90% of these...

I did watch #61 Good Luck Chuck because my wife Netfix'd it. And yeah, it was bad. It did have several breast shots though.


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I've seen 12 of them...

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None, for me! But I would like to see Battlefield Earth, just for the experience.

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I've seen 66, the Fog remake, I think I've seen 43 Darkness but I can't be sure, I've seen 42 House of the Dead which didn't really even have a house making it quite possibly the movie with the most deceiving name in the history of ever, 37 Codename: The Cleaner because I had nothing better to do while my car was getting an oil change(in retrospec, I should have watched grass grow), 27 Battlefield Earth(which should be the worst on the list, how did it manage 27?), and 19 Half Past Dead(It doesn't live up to other Seagal movies, but it certainly wasn't worse than the other movies I've seen on this list). Huh, more than I would have thought.

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After perusing the list, the only one I've seen would be #1.

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I've seen #'s 93 (A Sound of Thunder) and 42 (House of the Dead) on Sci-Fi/SyFy, and watched maybe 30 minutes if that, of # 25 (Meet the Spartans) on Cable....


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100 - Whiteout - Not really all that bad, not really all that good either.

18 - The Master of Disguise - My daughter wanted to see it, a lot. I took her. I was embarrassed for Dana Carvey and the rest of the cast.

With the number of movies I see I expected to have seen a lot more. I guess I should be happy I only saw two and leave it at that.

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I did not pay to see any of these in the threatre.

Several (Good luck chuck, Delta Farce, Pluto Nash, Master of Disguise, Serving Sarah and the Larry movies) have been rented on DVD by various members of my family and I have viewed them

Many more have seen bits and pieces of channel surfing.

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I saw Date Movie because a friend of mine loaned it to me and it had Alyson Hannigan in it. I think I caught the end of Battlefield Earth once on TV when I was over at my girlfriend's and she had the Sci-Fi channel on. (I will agree, Battlefield Earth was a godawful piece of ****).

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I have only seen 16 on that list. And I think that is about 13 too many.

And I liked Delta Farce...

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I just realized I did not see Freddy Got Fingered on that list. Shouldn't it be number 1?

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94 The New Guy
93 A Sound of Thunder
66 The Fog
64 Corky Romano
62 Serving Sara
49 In the Name of the King
48 BloodRayne
42 House of the Dead
36 The Whole Ten Yards
33 Delta Farce
31 The Covenant
27 Battlefield Earth
26 Kickin' it Old Skool
15 Alone in the Dark

And even after seeing it at #1, I still want to see Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever.
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Notice House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark are both directed by Uwe Boll. The guy is awful. I've seen both, HotD2's only saving grace was Emmanuelle Vaughier's hot *** is in it, but that's about it.

And I want to see Ecks vs. Sever because it's #1.

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I've seen 4 of these movies, and they were all pretty terrible.

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Numbuk wrote:
I just realized I did not see Freddy Got Fingered on that list. Shouldn't it be number 1?


Yeah that was 2001, and I had gotten it burned out of my mind :(

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honestly, I figured the Covenant was supposed to be a version of the Craft for the ladies to drool over instead of the men.

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Uncle Fester wrote:
Numbuk wrote:
I just realized I did not see Freddy Got Fingered on that list. Shouldn't it be number 1?


Yeah that was 2001, and I had gotten it burned out of my mind :(


FgF wasn't that bad really.

There were quite a few LOLworthy moments.

"Daddy would you like some sausage?"

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