The Glade 4.0

On Ray Rice:
Once upon a midnight dreary, in Atlantic City, weary,
Ray Rice played the part of a felonious, nasty boor.
Upon Janay’s slightest tapping, suddenly there came a rapping,
From fists that left his sad wife napping on the elevator floor.
Will he ever play again as running back for Baltimore?
Quoth the Ravens: nevermore.

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Holy shitsnacks!

I give that 8.5 out of ten.

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Raell Kromwell

Yeah, **** happens, like the Seahawks owning one NFL Championship in like 37 years.
(That's still funny to me.)

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Yeah, there is that. Oh, we also owned the **** out of the Pack on opening night. SO technically, what's yours is ours.

So we have 14 now.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Nice try Lamehawk

It was worth a shot

Also, I hope Rivers is prepared for the LOB this weekend.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Technically, they now own my Packers ****.

(See, I can say my, because I have ownership in my team.)

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

I'm conflicted. I have Rivers and Lynch both playing

This would be the week to bench Rivers. I have a feeling its not going to go well for him.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Yeah, but my other option is Palmer, with even lower projected stats against the Giants :[

Oofa. That's a rough decision to make.

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Holy shitsnacks!

I can't believe what I'm watching right now. I thought the Cheathawks would be stomping us.

Edit - how about that, hawks couldn't pull it off even with a free touchdown

Looked like Thugs R Us weren't ready for Rivers(and Gates).

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"It is true that democracy undermines freedom when voters believe they can live off of others' productivity, when they modify the commandment: 'Thou shalt not steal, except by majority vote.' The politics of plunder is no doubt destructive of both morality and the division of labor."

Well played. Y'all got one on us. I have to watch to see if we played like ****, or if y'all are super good.

Also, its Seadderall Cheathawks. Get it straight.

Also, Fox, gtfo with that "thug" bullshit.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Also. Thank the freaking football gods that the Bears won.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Congratz to the Bears, even with the referees going bonkers, once they got to the second half they played good ball.

Sad for my team, but guys - you're better than that and you know it. No way you should have lost after a 17-0 lead. Stop stumbling and play some football.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Kaep was pretty much solely responsible for that loss. Three interceptions and a fumble? Come on, guy.

Yeah, he derped that game away for the 49ers.

Course, if he had a throwing speed between "Bullet" and "Fumble" Crabs may have pulled that TD in at the end of the game.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Gore's TD run being called back on a phantom holding didn't help matters. Kaepernick was lost last night...he didn't know his arse from a hole in the ground.

BTW I was at that game last night with my son...worst sporting event experience ever, and I have been to a LOT of games. First it was difficult to find a parking spot that allowed tailgating, when we did it cost $50...our small propane BBQ was broken since last time we used it, so no tailgating for us...my purse was not allowed so back to car to put it in trunk and get my cards and cash out...could NOT find the escalators (no signs), so I nearly died climbing to the top of the stadium to our seats (three rows down from the top row) because of a weak left leg (shingles), being an ex-smoker did't help much either. After the game, trying to leave the parking lot was horrible! We spent over an hour sitting in the same spot before it started to very slowly move out. We could have gotten out of Candlestick and home in the time we sat in that parking lot! I won't be going back! Watching games on TV is much, much better!

Oh, and the officiating last night sucked huge donkey balls!!

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

Does he ever?

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Holy shitsnacks!

Not really...not a fan of Kaepernick. He doesn't know squat about being a quarterback.

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

I must go! My home planet needs me!

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Holy shitsnacks!

That was a great game. Much better than the Super Bowl.

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Raell Kromwell

It took 6 months off my life. I am sure.

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Holy shitsnacks!

With those shoes I just assumed he was auditioning for the remake of son of flubber

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I prefer to think of them as "Fighting evil in another dimension"