The Glade 4.0

I haven't shaved for a couple years or more, I forget when I last had a bare face.

So, for all the beard brethren, a song

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Does it count for me that I shave my face except for a small patch on my chin and upper lip?

As much as I want to /flash beardguy gang signs, I just can't stand the itchiness of growing one.

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

/flashes beard guy gang signs

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

Fitting for your 5000th post.

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Holy shitsnacks!

I'm (reluctantly) in....

I've never enjoyed shaving, but the few times I've started to let the beard grow in, I've hated that even more...

Don't forget to donate the money you save on shaving goods to your favorite charity...

Couldn't do this even if I wanted too, work requires me to be clean shaven XD

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I'm not shaving (except for my neck)

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

I am also only shaving my neck. Was going to do just the mustache and be creepy, but wife vetoed.

That's better than you also only shaving my neck.

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

I think the real question is, are you still shaving your nuts?

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Not since the laser hair removal and botox injections.

I pluck.

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

Went with a soul-patch; wife vetoed.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

In your nuts?!?

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Chicks dig smooth balls.

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I can only grow a proverbial field of stubble or two half mustaches that are destined never to meet

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I prefer to think of them as "Fighting evil in another dimension"

So they are turned on by little boys?

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Raell Kromwell

I am 30% into civil war era Elmo atm.

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville