The Glade 4.0

Lets play a game. We'll call it "Pitch me a Show!" In this game, you are an up and coming producer, and you're talking to a network. Your job is to distill the essence of your new show to get it into the thick network executive's head.

I'll start!

He's a doughy retired private detective in a wheelchair with a nose for clues!
She's a down on her luck formerly crack-addicted stripper with 3 kids on welfare!
Together, THEY FIGHT CRIME!

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Holy shitsnacks!

Not sure on a new one yet but you could call yours LardAss and Morehead.

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"Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one." Charles Mackay

8 "Guidos" in a house together Real World style ... wait ... that was done and it's worse than you can imagine.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

A lone Jedi, in the wake of Order 66, fled to a once populous, now seemingly abandoned world on the edge of known space, outside of the Imperial borders. The conflict is he is fighting the slow fall towards insanity/the dark side, while trying to fix his aging crippled x-wing with parts scrounged from the dead cities in his path. His bantha pal, Lightside, is he real or imaginary? Wild animals and nightmares make his life a living hell. Will he find the one settlement of left-behinds left on the other side of the world before he goes insane?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Adorabalicious liberty lover travels to alien planet to impliment free market solutions and teach them all about Top Gun.

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

An Australian Outback Aborigine rises to the top as the most sought after Botox Esthetician in the world. With his venomous snike at his side, together they battle their way through dangerous territories in the ultimate quest to eradicate the wrinkles of the overly vain.

Title : Aboriginal Wrinkle Busters

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

She's a brainy do-gooder, he's a shady ne'er do well. Together they have formed a partnership to match eccentric collectors with their passion for the oddball. A smart action thriller with a heavy dose of comedy, intellectual stimulation and a hint of romance!

Did I mention that they are also both werewolves with an insatiable lust for manflesh?!

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So like Moonlighting and romancing the stone... but with werewolves? I like it!

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Holy shitsnacks!