The Glade 4.0

I am hoping you mean Black Adam; otherwise, I'm going to revoke you comic fan license here and now.

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Stop supporting erasure of black roles!

Dammit, you're totally right. I was reading a preview of Civil War (that actually mentioned him) while I was typing this. (As well as... you know... doing work).

I was hating on Snyder's bullshit so much I had a moment. Don't pull my comic book fan club card quite yet!

Can't tell if serious or not.

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Superhero gentrification!

I think Superheroes could stand a little more diversity in this day and age. I'm hoping, quite desperately, that they do Black Panther justice. T'Challa is pretty damned awesome.

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I said the wrong movie but that was my point as well. I really want to see them do the character (who, outside of comic readers, is essentially unknown) justice. I guess he won't be married to Ororo in this version, curse you separate studio licenses!

I enjoyed the hell out of it. I think the only thing I would have done different, hold the final shot for another two seconds. Outside of that, it was good. But you know...

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Raell Kromwell

#blacksuperheroesmatter.

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Holy shitsnacks!

It was entertaining.

Not sure why the critics hated it so much, but such is life.

Okay, easily recognized Aquaman and the Flash, who is the third Metahuman or part thereof in the secret files of Lex Luthor? Or are we doing spoilers yet? Send me a message if you want to tell me and it is too soon to leak it here.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

The third was Cyborg. They didn't really show him too much.

My hate is being directed at the movie, but it is really irritation and disappointment in WB and Zack Snyder. They don't want to earn what Marvel has been working for and instead are trying to take short cuts to catch up.

You know how when you're a kid and you have a bowl of Lucky Charms, you'll occasionally get a bite with a marshmallow and it's THE GREATEST THING EVER, but the other 80-90% of the meal is terrible, mushy gruel that's so bad it makes you question why you wanted it in the first place? BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE is the cinematic equivalent of that bowl of cereal. There are bits of legitimate brilliance in there. But there are also so, so many things that are so pants-shittingly stupid that they make me want to reach inside my skull and rip my brain into confetti.

Best review EVER.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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In case you are planning to see BATMAN V SUPERMAN and at the end are too exhausted to wait all the way through, I'll just tell you: the only credits cookie is Samuel L. Jackson's head popping up like Clippy, asking "It looks like you're building a connected cinematic universe. Would you like help?"

I agree. Great review, super nintendo chalmers!

I want to point out that I made this joke in the car on the way to see the film. Upon reflection, however, I didn't realize that it was going to essentially be an actual goddamn plot point.

Wait... so Sam Jackson is in it? I'm confused. I'm waiting for this on PPV/Redbox, and I don't care about spoilers.

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Holy shitsnacks!

No, but

Hahaha oh my God! Did no one watch this thing before it came out?

Regardless, doing good at the box office. Success!

You can't be **** serious. That's... that's **** stupid.

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Holy shitsnacks!

I **** you not. If you want another dose of dumb,

Why do I get the feeling this movie is Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (the original) bad?

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If you're like me and beyond caring about spoilers for this cinematic war crime, this is a funny read.

http://io9.gizmodo.com/batman-v-superman-spoiler-faq-of-justice-1767720335

My god ... how can you fail that much?

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I was expecting an "Early April Fool's!" at the end of that. If that's the movie then... holy ****.

DC needs to get more involved in their movies, like Marvel did. If they *are* getting involved, then DC themselves must have zero clue about their own franchises.

I wasn't planning on seeing it in the theater, and that hasn't changed. These days it takes a very, very special sort of movie to get me to a theater. I didn't even see Avengers 2 on the big screen.

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Les Zombis et les Loups-Garous!