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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 12:48 pm 
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So we put a spider on a fridge holding a mouse so you could **** yourself while you **** yourself.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 11:59 pm 
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That is a very impressive feat of strength for a spider. Now hit it with a **** hammer and stop any further spread of its mutant DNA.

Other creatures are counting on us to make it an evolutionary disadvantage for spiders to be big and bad. As the apex life form, we have a responsibility to all other life on Earth.

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A spider can lift close to ten times its body weight. Mice on the other hand, mostly fur. Shaved they are not that big and they do not weigh much. This is no where nearly as impressive as it looks like. That being said, Coro is good, Coro is wise.

Hit it with a **** hammer.

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Nuke it from orbit...

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Corolinth wrote:
That is a very impressive feat of strength for a spider. Now hit it with a **** hammer and stop any further spread of its mutant DNA.

Other creatures are counting on us to make it an evolutionary disadvantage for spiders to be big and bad. As the apex life form, we have a responsibility to all other life on Earth.

No, worship the spider to curry favor with Lloth.

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