The Glade 4.0

Well my last girlfriend was over two years ago, so, umm, i'm sure you can deduce that from there

Awh, /hugs

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Holy shitsnacks!

Awesome

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

I didn't realize it had been that long since you haven't had a girlfriend. That sucks. *hugs*
Also, I've never been able to have much fun solo in the shower...the whole standing up thing doesn't work for me. Unless you have a secret that I don't know about. (Take it PM if you do. Boys around here are nosy) I've thought about getting a waterproof toy, but I wouldn't know what to get...I've only ever had one toy and I got rid of it like 2 or 3 years ago.
Have you had any luck with dating websites? I could maybe help you with your profile or something if you want.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

No secrets, just a massaging shower head, lol!

Well I think really it's because i'm in love with someone, and despite her clearly having feelings for me she won't date me, and i'm not having any luck moving on from her so no one else really seems to peak my intrests.

I think I read about this the last time you talked about it...thought you were making some headway, though?

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Well I wouldn't really call it headway, stopped hanging out with her in may, told her in sept I can't talk to her at all anymore cause of my feelings for her, yet she won't stop contacting me, my feelings for her are no less than they were, more than they were if anything really.

Bummer. I sort of thought that you had given her an ultimatum and that any contact would only be if she wanted to date you.
Why is she messing with your head?

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Well, I never actually got up the nerve to tell her that :/

honestly, I really don't know why she is, if I did I probably wouldn't be in this situation.

Well silly, you need to tell her!
You deserve to be loved and you deserve to be in a loving and committed relationship if thats what you desire. You do not deserve to be strung along either by some girl, or by your own self!!
Either she'll take a couple of weeks or whatever and then realizes she does want to date you, or she doesn't, you are heartbroken, but you get a chance to have closure and heal and move on.
Being stuck here in limbo has gotta suck.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Yeah, I know, just dificult for me to do that.

And what makes worse is really while I consider my self a lesbian i'd say i'm still far more asexual than anything, I mean yeah 99.99% of the time if I find someone attractive it's a woman, if it's someone I would want to say kiss/make out with 100% of the time a woman, but this woman is the only person i've ever thought I want to be with her.

Seems to me I've heard of the term asexual before, but I may have to google it. Doesn't it mean, like, you have no sex drive at all?

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

basically yeah, that or having no sexual desire towards either gender which is what i've been most of my life, never even looked at anyone guy or girl and thought they were hot till a few years ago, and then it was to women, even still I don't have much in the way of sex drive, except really towards this one woman, don't know why it's just her, but it is :/

It refers to micro-organisms that reproduce by dividing mitotically.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

That's asexual reproduction, different thing.

asexual

asexual reproduction

I have it on good authority that silicon is dishwasher safe. You'll want some sort of nonporous material for ease of cleaning, and cleanliness is critical. The last thing you want is germs thriving on something that is intended for self-gratification. Glass looks interesting, and from what I understand does get the job done, however it's expensive and you have to be very careful with it. You especially want to check glass toys for nicks and scratches before use. Ever cut your finger on a broken bottle? Same deal, different body part.

It would be advisable to go to a store and talk to a clerk, rather than ordering on the internet. Different women require stimulation to different regions, and that will effect which toy is right for you. Fortunately, many adult toy stores are owned and/or staffed by women. I've found that they are quite happy to help customers make an informed decision. I would've had no idea what to get my ex had it not been for the helpful young lady behind the counter.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

This.

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Women are from Hoboken, men are from Trenton. ~ Jimmy Kimmel

Fasten, then zip.

Body, then hair. I start at the feet and then go up.

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But who the **** cares? I should really read the second page before posting.

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"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

usually skirts.. no zip or fasten required.. if pants.. then fasten > ziip

I'm also with the girls on that shampoo, conditioner, then body before washing the conditioner out.

Sass you can try using a shower cap to keep the soap away from your hair while it's conditioning.. just wash it off after-wards.

Fasten first, hair first.
Coro - the good glass toys are borosilicate and thus, much less prone to breaking/chipping than you might think.

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

Not to mention the fact that usage of said glass toys doesn't exactly involve them coming into contact with anything that's hard enough to cause breaking/chipping.

Kate and I have the same habits!

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Great, that's all I needed ... the mental image of Kate and Kirra naked, wet and soapy.

I'll be in my bunk.

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

No Shel... It's Katey and I mudwrestling

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Hair then body, that way the shampoo is not getting the dirty hair water on the freshly washed body.

I used to fasten and then zip. Now I do neither. I have lost enough weight quickly enough that it is now just undo the belt and keep walking... the pants hit the floor and I keep on going.

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Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut