The Glade 4.0

Pants on the floor, pants on the floor

Oh well, too tired to look up more lyrics

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Jello is better. No one wants to lick mud off you.

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Raell Kromwell

Kirra we're going to have to get cleaned up afterwards...eventually....he's just thinking ahead!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

While that is definitely a sterling recommendation for that material, it does not in any way alleviate the need to check toys for chips and scratches before use. Frankly, I haven't seen a glass toy for sale that wasn't one of the good toys. Customers are still advised to check. Safety is about more than preventing pregnancy and disease.

And while actual use isn't likely to break a glass toy, at least not without a hell of a set of kegel muscles, accidents do happen. Toys get dropped. Things get jostled around inside the drawer. I'm not saying you shouldn't buy glass, I'm saying you need to remember to check for nicks and scratches. It only takes a minute or two.

To whit, the last time I went shopping, the clerk demonstrated the quality of the new glass toys by dropping one from five feet in the air.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

How about hot oil? See, that gives one* the opportunity to oil up the contestants at the beginning of the event, then assist with the cleanup afterwards.


*Like me. You know, just as an example

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

I've hit mine with a hammer, but mine is borosilicate (pyrex, the real stuff not the tempered glass they use in glass cookware now). I'm tempted to videotape myself using is AS a hammer (no, trashmind!) to make a point.

Silicone is actually my favourite, though. As Coro mentioned, it is dishwasher safe (though you want to get it unloaded before anyone sees) and can be sterilized with bleach or by boiling. It can even be auto-claved. And frozen, for sensation play. Of course, don't get a cheap one. Your tender bits deserve medical-grade materials... if it smells funny it is outgassing and that means the material isn't stable. The pretty 'crystal' or 'jelly' ones practically disintigrate.

Check out www.tantusinc.com (not from work)

Also, feel free to PM me with questions, I have no problems speaking frankly about this topic, which is near and dear to my h- PARTS.

PMing you....

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I have succeeded!

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

Damn, I thought for a second there that nekkid pics of you and Kirra were being sent to my PM box.

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister