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PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:32 pm 
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And I swear I have heard all of this in real life.

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That sounds familiar. Very familiar.

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The realism of that is phenomenal.

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OMG..this is SO true!

We always joke about starting a Twitter up, like ShitmyDadsays...but ShitmyPatientsays lol

Yea..I always see the nurses talking at the nurses station and reading magazines, don't they ever work?

This is cause for "Etomidate and Intubate" !!

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Kirra wrote:
OMG..this is SO true!

We always joke about starting a Twitter up, like ShitmyDadsays...but ShitmyPatientsays lol

Yea..I always see the nurses talking at the nurses station and reading magazines, don't they ever work?

This is cause for "Etomidate and Intubate" !!

:neko:


125cc propofol drip should do it :)

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<3 propofol too! Unfortunately there seems to be a shortage on it ATM, we used to use it alot but now it's Versed and Fentanyl.

We had an ETOH admit the other day..he was in the happy stage.. He was killing us with jokes! Most inappropriate lol.

This is one..

There were 12 polish police
and 1 German girl
one of the polish police officers tells the German girl they are going to rape her
the German girl yells "Nein ! Nein!"
so 3 of the polish police officers leave.
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