The Glade 4.0

According to Men's Health

My arteries are clogging just looking at some of those.

Then of course there are the amateur-made abominations:

The Almighty Pizza Burger

The Fat Gangsta Burger

hmm, Cheese cake factory or Applebees for dinner tonight. Tough choices

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In 1272, the Muslim Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea, by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

Thought i had made it through the list with never having had any of the dishes, then I got to Number 1.

Outback, Thunder Down Under Dessert. It was good, very good.

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"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

I've had the Outback ribs.

I have had half of those....

Now there is nothing on that menu that I could eat.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Hah, I'm clean, except perhaps for the Sbarro stuffed pepperoni-thing. But, that would have been at least a decade ago, so I'm not gonna count it.

Not that most of that stuff doesn't look damn tasty, though. Pass the oatmeal, please.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

I've had the thunder from down under and the ribs. In the same night, even.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

I've had Five Guys fries once. They're very good. And I think I've had the Applebee’s Appetizer Sampler (well, split amongst party members).

This, it takes four of us to eat it.

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I may have had the Sbarro pizza, or split the appetizer sampler at some point but none of the others.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

I've had Outback ribs, Five Guys fries, the Applebee's sampler (split with someone), and split the Chocolate Thunder. I can't stand Outback anymore, tho -- their menu now is pretty much just the same old steak and rib dishes.

If it wasn't an ensured ticket to a heart attack, I'd so make a Pizza Burger.

I've had Five Guys Fries, Applebees Sampler and I had a quesadilla burger but I'm not sure if it was from Chili's or Applebees but they are likely the same.

Those fries are **** disgusting, but I wanted to see what they were like. I couldn't eat anything on that list anymore. Once you get in the habit of not eating greasy food, it's hard to just eat it.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

All I've had on the list is the Applebees sampler. Most of the really greasy stuff I wouldn't every have tried- I was dissapointed in the cheesecake factory avacado club, though.

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Darksiege: You are not a god damned vulcan homie.

I haven't eaten anything on this list.

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"I've got twenty ways to tell you shut the f*ck up / nineteen of them are twenty-four bars long / the other one goes: SHUT THE F*CK UP" - Aesop Rock
"There is no God higher than truth." -- Gandhi
Formerly: Tulamian

On some of those I have to wonder how they even manage to put that many calories in those things, like that kids pasta with alfredo sauce, I mean yeah alfredo sauce is bad, but even when I make my home made stuff with cream and lots of cheese and have it with pasta it doesn't come in that high.

Pre-WeightWatchers, Oonagh and I would regularly split an Applebees Sampler prior to having a regular meal. Also the Chili's buffalo Chicken crispers were a regular offender in our menu choices.

I have since lost my strong discipline from Weightwatchers, but meals like this no longer cross our lips.

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.