The Glade 4.0

A recent IHOP commercial got me wondering:

Which would you rather have? A never-ending plate of a pancake breakfast (with your choice of fixings/sides), or a lifetime pass to the Plane of Beer of Boobs?

The choice is yours . . .

gotta go with the boobs

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

boobs on a plane

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Ron Paul 2012

Not a fan of beer, but I love me some boobs.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

I don't really like pancakes.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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How is that even a contest?

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“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine

My wife would object to the boobs. As much as it saddens me I might have to go with the pancakes.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

I agree Taly..we need other choices..even though boobs can be interesting.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

I dunno -- there are many out there whose desire for food outweighs that for carnal pleasures.

And besides -- Mmmmmm:

I'm going with my underachiever instincts here and settling on both
NSFW - Flapjacks

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"Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one." Charles Mackay

Beer and boobs of course, not that i'm really much of a beer drinker, but lets face it, does the beer part really even matter there?

you can use the beer to get other people out of the room for more boob time!

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

dude wtf.

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Ron Paul 2012

I have all the boobs I need. Pancakes FTW!

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Raell Kromwell

The question needs clarification. To whit: does the phrase "Plane of Beer of Boobs" mean that what you're actually getting is beer extracted from boobs? Or was this a typo, in which case : was the offering intended to be "beer or boobs" or "beer and boobs"?

These are important questions.

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

The entrance to the Plane of Boobs of Beer (or PoBB) is an ornately-carved gateway consisting of two giant breasts from which beer eternally flows. Once inside, you are greeted by an ever-lasting perfect day, stretching to infinity. Landscaping the PoBB are rivers, streams and waterfalls of the perfectly-brewed beer (tasting different to each soul that enters). When it rains, it rains gentle showers of ale. Giant plants whose fruits bloom in the shape of a woman's bare chest, and whose nectar yields the sweetest brews.

As for the living inhabitants of the Plane -- nymphs of every skin-hue and chest size (again depending on the preference of the person viewing it) carrying frosted pitchers and drinking glasses that never empty. Elysium meets Hooters.

I was honored once to catch fleeting glimpses of this divine place in a vision.

Good question. You could say a lifetime plane ticket of boobs that comes at the cost of colorblindness or a cheek scar and I'd definitely choose over pancakes. I think lumberjacks are badass and all, but I'm not one.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

What a wonderful young male fantasy, with the unfortunate end effect of making the inhabitants grow tired of both, turning the place first into purgatory, then eventually a hell where you come to loathe in perpetuity what you yearned for endlessly in youthful ignorance.

Given that I never want to grow tired of women and their parts, I'll skip either offer and head to a more conventional reward.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Ah but that's the beauty -- as the Plane is divine in nature, you would always aspire to return there, hoping someday to reap your eternal reward there.

While living, you are free to come and go from the Plane as you please, and when you exit -- you remember it only as the sweetest dream you ever had, and one that you cannot wait to experience again.

I don't like pancakes and I have boobies... hmmm... I also don't drink...

This question is stupid =P

Ditto.

Imma go in the kitchen, make some pancakes, stick them on my boobies, and pour beer on my head.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Pour the beer into a mug, go into the bedroom and call to Nitefox. More fun to be had that way for both of you.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

With our luck, thats how our next child would be conceived.....heh.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Pics please.

/win

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister