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Lonedar
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Look it up at http://www.urbandictionary.com.

Surprisingly accurate!

For me:
1. James

Someone who is unusually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"
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Odd.

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Wow, it is accurate!:
Being extremely sexy, smooth and confident and still being able to just chill.

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Lonedar wrote:
Look it up at http://www.urbandictionary.com.

Surprisingly accurate!

For me:
1. James

Someone who is unusually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"


Totally.


And:
ADRIENNE
Amazing, Extremely sexy, Attractive, tendency to geek out to music and random things, cute, funny, amazing in bed, awesome kisser, nice *** , AMAZING PERSONALITY!!!
adrienne: I love you
tom:so what are you doing
adrienne:watching the little mermaid "under the sea under the sea"
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Loyal, Generous, Handsome individual (s), who is/are without a doubt the very best person to love. Jonathan(s) is/are Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Rock-like Men. They are the best Friends and very best Lovers.
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Ryan:

A noble ganster who shoots unstabel niggers
I wanna be ryan!
**** you!

A bad *** mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag.
All the woman want him! He has 11 1/2 inches.
Bad *** drinker who will kill your ***** *** if u **** with him. His friends are bad *** to which is bad ***, bad ***.
Ryan is bad *** i wanna be him!

a straight up G who basically goes to the fullest extent without any question or doubt from anybody in the whole world. To be a Ryan is a blessing from God. Some are fortunate, while others aren't. To abuse a Ryan is an ethical crime punishable by permanent confinement in purgatory. Ryans can frequently be seen doing things common to players, G's, OG's, real rappers, politically concious and extremely intelligent people boarding onto savants, but not because that would just be conceited.
"Ryan is such a G!"
"Dang Ryan sure does go, I wish i was like him."
"Did you see Ryan today. Yeah, I couldn't believe my eyes, he looked so hot, I basically had an orgasm in my pants."

A man who, simply by nature, surpasses all other men. This man has more coolness in one molecule than all other men do in their entire body! Men aspire to be like him in all ways! Penis size, attractiveness, level of intellect, and general kick assness.
That guy is such a douche... Now Ryan on the other hand, he is one kick *** ****!

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I'm noticing a trend.

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That is pretty dead on.

Sandra:

A strong name for a strong woman

A Sandra, especially one born under the star (sun) sign of Aries tends to be intelligent, witty, extremely open, honest & passionate and will do whatever it takes to uphold her morals. While these are extremely admirable traits, they also mean that they should never be crossed. Hope you are paying attention, you have been warned!!
On the flipside, if you do the right thing (and why wouldn’t you?) a Sandra will go out of her way to make your life beautiful.
While fiercely independent, a Sandra has both a strong sense of community and family and will do whatever it takes (regardless of personal cost) to defend and protect those that she cares about.
Do yourself a favour – find a Sandra; stocks are limited and they are (rightly so) in high demand.
Need a friend?
Look no further than Sandra
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Mine makes me laugh!

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A very sexy woman, possessing extreme intellect and taste.

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Moose
An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that emjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.
The mighty moose gallops through the woods with great easy.
The moose grazes in the fields as do many of its brethren.
Awwww ****, did you see that moose bust a windmill?

moose
(n) An affectionate term to describe someone socially inept (or at least awkward). Moose tend to have specialized knowledge on some geeky topic, such as star wars, dnd, star trek, lord of the rings, etc. Drama and art majors tend to be moose. Acts of moosery are possible from anyone whether they are a moose generally or not, as long as they miss some conversational subtlety and fall on their face in an attempt to make a joke. Moose tend to have trouble getting dates, because moosery is not as celebrated in this society as it ought to be.
(origin) From the movie "Stay" with Ewan McGregor.

(adj) moose. can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who is a moose.
Some famous moose are:

Ewan McGregor,
Threepio,
Nicolas Cage,
Benny and Joon,
Characters from I <3 Huckabees,
Johnny Depp,
Brian Gernand,
Telford Work,

moose
Affectionate nickname for a well-endowed friend.
We call him Moose, 'cause he's hung like one.

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Kenneth is a chic magnet. He is the nicest straight guy you will ever meet. He is smart and sort of nerdy, but funny and cute at the same time. And of corse, he has awesome hair. Although he can be a butt sometimes, he is still awesome

It is all true!

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Lonedar
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Squirrel Girl wrote:
Mine makes me laugh!

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A very sexy woman, possessing extreme intellect and taste.


See!?!?? It's uncanny in it's accuracy.
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The most badass, awesome, tough, scary, insane, jealous, great, moody, loud, non-sensitive, sexually hungry beast.
He is very caring for those close to him, but say one word to him and he will kick your ***.
Seriously.
Don't mess with this mother ****.

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Ulfynn
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someone who is skilled. He just has it.

dude, it's jeff
...whoa nice
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Trying to finger a girl in the vagina. But missing and getting her in the bum hole.
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A name completely tarnished by that ******* hurricane.


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John: a person who uses the services of a prostitute


Makes me glad I don't actually use my first name... :?

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Apparently, my name means Gift from God. Like, for real.

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Gift of God, also sometimes called Levi.

Also, sexy well hung monster beast.
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noun. A jim is a guy who is a major douchebag. He's plain looking, and his personality amounts to ****, but he seems to have it all. He's usually smart and gets good grades, and has a hot girlfriend who hangs on him, and they can usually be seen making out, as if he is flaunting his total asshole-ness for the world to see.

You: "I can't believe I got a 67% on that bio test"
a jim: "I got an 100%. My hot girlfriend helped me study, and by study, i mean she sucked my dick"
You: >:

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1.Matt ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is believed that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men possessing this name are also well endowed.

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Definition 2 is standard, the others are a bit understated.

1. Kevin - basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor. - Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm. How is Kevin good looking and smart at the same time?. - sexy the sex hot cool funny

2. Kevin - Anglicized form of the Irish name Caoimhín, derived from the older Irish Coemgen, composed of the Old Irish elements coem "kind, gentle, handsome" and gein "birth". Saint Caoimhin established a monastery in Ireland and is the patron saint of Dublin. - Kevin and I are going to the park.

3. Kevin - a male that performs great intercourse on a female - the other night my boyfriend performed "Kevin" on me

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Lonedar wrote:
Look it up at http://www.urbandictionary.com.

Surprisingly accurate!

For me:
1. James

Someone who is unusually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"



Wrong!!!

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