The Glade 4.0

I was told it was too quiet here this morning and I needed to start a flame war so here goes...

Your mom.

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Hopwin,

I love what you've done with your hair, how did you get it to come out your one nostril like that?

Flame

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Kirra:

That hat is the worst I have ever seen. You must have gotten a free bowl of soup with the purchase of that one.

/rodneydangerfield off

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

Foamy:

You should see a Dr. about that excessive saliva generation. Or is that hydrophobia?

What the **** kind of lame *** attempt to start a flame thread is this? You sorry bastard, if your brain was dynamite you couldn't blow your nose. Really, try to get off the **** failboat for at least the 30 seconds it takes to type a decent flame. Or maybe you just can't because you're such a damn pussy that Talya has you holding her vibrator for her.

While you're at it, here's some **** Windex to clean the tounge marks off the window next to you.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Wow, and it only took you, what? 45 minutes or so to come up with that?

You're showing improvement.... and they said it couldn't be done!

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In time, this too shall pass.

Yes, sorry, I was too busy cleaning the camel **** off my lawn to get to it sooner. Your girlfriend had stopped by again.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Nah, you were probably too busy crankin' it after talking about someone having a hand on Talya's vibrator. Most excitement you get in a week, I'm sure.

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

Yeah, she's a whore...

Oh, yeah, you WERE deployed in the desert, weren't you? Once you go camelidae to never go.. no, that doesn't work...

Seems you can take the boy out of the sand but not the sand out of the boy...

ha!

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In time, this too shall pass.

I figured you were just trying to make pearls out of all the sand in your vag.

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...says she'll be home in an hour.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says "What is this - some kind of joke?"

And she's got the rent money.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Good thing too, she was turnin tricks all night for that.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Taly told me that none of you are good enough to hold her vibrator, especially you DE. I hear lots of **** about your bragging but you never produce. So move the **** out and let someone who knows what to do take over.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Talya wishes she could get someone to hold her vibrator; nobody is willing to touch that witch or her toys.

But hey, you want that curse, you go right ahead.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

"Do as thou wilt, an it harm none" I always say.

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Holy shitsnacks!

If you tools would quit lending Taly your electric toothbrushes then you wouldn't have to keep obsessing over what orifice she's cramming them in. Also you might stop getting "cold-sores".

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No one likely can hold it for long since it's probably as big as a lawnmower and diesel powered, as much as is probably needed to get her off.

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

Don't look at us, you're the one trying to brush your teeth with the "buzzing beaver bomber (with rotating action!)"

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Holy shitsnacks!

Probably? Toronto Hydro cut her off for hogging the output from Niagra Falls.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Hey man, lets get off Taly here for a minute.

I want a turn.

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Holy shitsnacks!

I can't insult you Arafys...it's your birthday..try me tomorrow.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Being insulted or riding the Canadian range?

Don't want to talk about your vibrator or where you put it. Hoover Dam still have that injunction against you using it?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

After Arafys "tries" you tomorrow, come see me. I'll get it right.

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

I'll try you any day you'd like me to.

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Holy shitsnacks!