The Glade 4.0

"Turn the lights down, the party just got wilder."
It is currently Sat Nov 23, 2024 5:31 am

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 42 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2
Author Message
 Post subject: Re:
PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:48 pm 
Offline
Lean, Mean, Googling Machine
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:35 am
Posts: 2903
Location: Maze of twisty little passages, all alike
Lydiaa wrote:
You'd think asians would have came up with this earlier... too bad we were all too busy playing RTS and getting hypnotized by Japanese school girls...

And yellow gold farming.

_________________
Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject: Re:
PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:06 pm 
Offline
Perfect Equilibrium
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:27 pm
Posts: 3127
Location: Coffin Corner
Lydiaa wrote:
I'm withdrawing your asian card for subjecting your fellow asians to such a under powered way of transport... you can pick it up again by 1) driving like a maniac 2) giggle secretly at those who buy less than 10 pound bag of rice or 3) pimp out a rice rocket. >=P


Can I has it back?

_________________
"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:15 pm 
Offline
Bull Moose
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:36 pm
Posts: 7507
Location: Last Western Stop of the Pony Express
Have you fulfilled any of Lydiaa's conditions?

Get to it, then we can talk. Pics of the Rice Rocket please.

Do you also buy soy sauce by the gallon? The barrel? The pipe?

_________________
The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:57 pm 
Offline
Asian Blonde

Joined: Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:14 pm
Posts: 2075
Not sure about soya sauce, but my mum's got 2 x 20L drums of oil sitting in our garage incase of "a rainy day" she thought of it after the rice crisis last year where she came home with 3 x 20kg bags and than distributed when it didnt play out. There's more food in our garage than the local bomb shelter >.<


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:37 pm 
Offline
Perfect Equilibrium
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:27 pm
Posts: 3127
Location: Coffin Corner
Well, I drive this:

Spoiler:
Image


I used to have one of these:

Spoiler:
Image


But it got stolen by some asstard in Jersey. I'm not opposed to American or European hardware, those are just the vehicles I happen to enjoy. I ate 3 packs of Tawainese Pineapple Snack cakes when I was snowed in last week. C'mom, I think I should get it back.

_________________
"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:51 pm 
Offline
Asian Blonde

Joined: Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:14 pm
Posts: 2075
The requirement was pimp out. I see no body kit. Don't see an exhaust that's obviously too big for it, or wheels which barely fit under the car. No tacos, no shift light, no under car neons... At the very minimum, I see no pink hello kitty fluffy pillows or San Rio toys anywhere present. Go back to the drawing board my young apprentice :twisted: :twisted:

:neko: :neko: :neko:


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:57 pm 
Offline
Perfect Equilibrium
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:27 pm
Posts: 3127
Location: Coffin Corner
Pft, I have axle-back SPT exhaust right now, I'm waiting to get absurdly loud cat-back Invidia System which sounds better than a threesome with Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz. I do have 17" Rota Torque Hyper Blacks on mine - it's all about performance though.

I'll steal my card back and there's no way you'll be able to catch me :p :p

My car isn't weighed down by soy sauce drums and huge grain sacks filled with rice. Yet...

_________________
"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:28 pm 
Offline
Asian Blonde

Joined: Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:14 pm
Posts: 2075
See this is where you're going wrong... performance have nothing to do with power, it's all to do with the stickers and fluffy pillows. Also red makes everything go faster =P

Also while my baby won't kick your arse at the high end, 0-60 due to the weight of the car + driver, it actually gives me a better power to weight ratio, and might give your slow cluncky heavy 'thing' a run for its money. Of course anything above that I'll lose hehe.

oh ya.. being sterotypical asian... umm... My mum can kick your mum's arse~!


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 8:40 pm 
Offline
Perfect Equilibrium
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:27 pm
Posts: 3127
Location: Coffin Corner
You sound pretty confident. Best 2 out of 3, 0-60, 60 foot time and quarter mile ET. Loser loses their ride and their clothes. Winner gets their dinner paid for @ the sushi bar.

_________________
"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:01 pm 
Offline
Asian Blonde

Joined: Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:14 pm
Posts: 2075
I'll PM you /wink


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:03 pm 
Offline
adorabalicious
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:54 am
Posts: 5094
No flirting! This is the internet.

_________________
"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:36 pm 
Offline
Asian Blonde

Joined: Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:14 pm
Posts: 2075
Awww ... we wuv you too elmo*... :neko: :neko:

*said love totally dependent on the car you're currently driving and may be subjected to change with out notice.


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:47 pm 
Offline
I got nothin.
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:15 pm
Posts: 11160
Location: Arafys, AKA El Müso Guapo!
Lydiaa wrote:
Awww ... we wuv you too elmo*... :neko: :neko:

*said love totally dependent on the car you're currently driving and may be subjected to change with out notice.


<3? For me?

/tease

_________________
Image
Holy shitsnacks!


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:55 pm 
Offline
Perfect Equilibrium
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:27 pm
Posts: 3127
Location: Coffin Corner
It may be flirting, but it has more to do with pride. Yellow pride.

You may not say that, only WE may say that.

_________________
"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:14 pm 
Offline
Asian Blonde

Joined: Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:14 pm
Posts: 2075
well us and the simpsons =P

And yes there is love for you too, as long as you install some front under car neons to your truck. May I suggest a type of black light...

Back to topic though... anyone wanting to use yellow is fine with me... people over react all the time, I'm fine with telling off any asians who get too cosy with being hypocritical racists.


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:00 am 
Offline
adorabalicious
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:54 am
Posts: 5094
I drive whatever car is my mode of transportation. Currently it tends to be a 97 chevy cavalier.

_________________
"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:38 am 
Offline
Bull Moose
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:36 pm
Posts: 7507
Location: Last Western Stop of the Pony Express
Elm

A) You aren't a hot Asian boy she can bring home to mother to drive mom crazy.

B) You don't drive a specced out rice burner

You aren't really a factor in their conversation.

_________________
The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 42 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 208 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group