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PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:57 pm 
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How long can you last? Do you go the whole time or change up the pace? How many positions can you get in?

My personal best is like 16 minutes of nonstop action (I counted 4 songs on the radio plus a 30 second commercial break, so just estimating), but that can get boring. This is a good workout, tho, especially if your partner is skilled, fatigue resistant and not prone to chafing.

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Bragging incoming. Its not what you want, it is what will happen.

I want to be the first to post this though

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... =Moose+sex

1. Moose sex

A term used to describe when Canadians go crazy like a moose during springtime and have sex with anything in sight. Also know as mating-season sex.

Man- "Sheila was wild last night!"
Man 2- "Was it Moose Sex?"
Man- "Hell Yeah!"

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The Moosorati among us prefer to refer to it by its technical term of "Rut".

And its more important to vary the motion, change positions, reapply lube, etc. 15 mins of straight ol inoutinout gets dull.

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Hmm I dont know the longest, but my best for a night was 5 times in 2.5 hours.

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I'm completely convinced if you are in better shape, you can perform way better.

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I am completely convinced that it is about quality and not quantity.
Some of the best sex of my life occurred in less than 5 minutes...quickies in public places can be amazing.
Some of the worst sex I have ever had in my life involved some guy who was more impressed with his own performance: how long he could last, how hard and fast he could thrust, the fancy positions he knew...*yawn*
I'll take a mature man who understands the psychological and emotional elements of passion over a young stud who thinks hes got all the moves any day.

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Rafael wrote:
I'm completely convinced if you are in better shape, you can perform way better.


I'm completely convinced it's the couple involved! I'm in horrible shape physically and the man in question, although in better physical shape, has medical problems...we have no problem "doing the deed" and to each others satisfaction...multiple times a night! :D

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That's my girl! Woot! :D

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Are you talking about how long can a romantic evening last? or just how long actual penetration lasts? There is a hell of a lot more to sex than just Insert tab A into Slot B.


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Yes, but this is just for the physical exercise aspect of it.

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TheRiov wrote:
Are you talking about how long can a romantic evening last? or just how long actual penetration lasts? There is a hell of a lot more to sex than just Insert tab A into Slot B.


A romantic evening can last all night, depending on the people involved. In fact, the "romantic evening" can begin when you both wake up in the morning, and build throughout the day! :D

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They do say 20min of it is better than running around the block... great cardio I've heard...


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I've done that. Felt about like I was about to have a heart attack.

Its certainly more fun than running. And much easier to push your body too far.

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Müs wrote:
I've done that. Felt about like I was about to have a heart attack.

Its certainly more fun than running. And much easier to push your body too far.


Thats the way I'd like to go. If you haven't heard from me and Nitefox in a month or so....:D



In all seriousness though, Raf, you are right it is excellent exercise.

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They do say 20min of it is better than running around the block... great cardio I've heard...


Sex is great cardio...the longer you do it, the better!! It's also a great cure for headaches, and my preferred "treatment"!! :D

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Being a California boy and open to cultural variations, I'd like you all to consider Tantric Sex

http://sexuality.about.com/od/spiritual ... tra101.htm

Both partners need to want to try this, or it will not work. However, it is all about the mind and the body work together in sex, and it can be wonderful.

It can also be frustrating as hell if your partner isn't enjoying it, been to both places.

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Or you could just not do it for a month, then have frustrated sex...
Then there's the whole make up sex...
The I wonder if we could get away with this sex...
The totally illegal sex...
The lets christen every room sex...
And my personal geek favourite, the I just downed a really hard boss after 4 hours of frustration and now just want to celebrate with sex... er... sex...


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Still haven't gotten back on the wagon since well before my wife died. Celibacy isn't my preferred mode, but its the one I'm in. The experimenting with tantric goes back almost 30 years.

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When Lisa and I "play" we can get through the Marilyn Manson album Holy Wood twice. That includes everything including the lead up. Just the actual act gets us through about 50% of the album. We also can get through half the Sepultura Roots album. Or the Fear Factory Album Transgression.

The fun part is make it a game. See if you can pick a song and stick with the rhythm.

On a side note.... It is significantly harder to get through Slayer's Reign in Blood album when you are not on meth compared to when you are on meth.

Sadly; I believe I have lost the opportunity to play in the fashion I think would be cool to experiment with. I think settling down with one person and well... being in my 30s means I have missed the opportunity to experiment with 'Blood Play'

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Big question is...How many..umm ..you know :P results from this exercise..

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On average, 20 minutes.

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I was looking for studies on average energy exerted, but it probably varies greatly since the activity is not well defined like other physical exercises.

For example, running 10mph for 20 min will burn about 400 calories. I would say sex is definitely requires nowhere near that amount of exertion, but it could for some. That might be a starting point.

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Jasmy wrote:

Sex is great cardio...the longer you do it, the better!! It's also a great cure for headaches, and my preferred "treatment" although I still have no intention of stripping Mus naked and riding him across a river.

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Lol kirra. Anything Anyone says sounds like bragging or inadaquate. And I still maintain that sex is not an hour of time spent for a 60 second payoff but a 60 minute payoff with 60 seconds of perks.


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Whenever I try to see how long I can last, thats when even I get bored.

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