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Arathain Kelvar
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Only if said sausages are served in a bun.

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Technically, since hotdogs are a subset of sausages, we should probably tag Germany as a choking hazard. Maybe Poland too. Since they're big fans of producing meat in tube form.

Other than the natural tube form, but my dog doesn't seem to have a problem with his bully sticks.
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Yes, with warning labels on the warning labels.
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Sausage inna bun?

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Technically, since hotdogs are a subset of sausages, we should probably tag Germany as a choking hazard. Maybe Poland too. Since they're big fans of producing meat in tube form.

Other than the natural tube form, but my dog doesn't seem to have a problem with his bully sticks.


Poland choked on Germany in WWII. /nod

This is why France Surrendered. They were afraid of the sausage.

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So many jokes, so little time....

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CAUTION, BELOW IMAGE MAY CONSTITUTE A CHOKING HAZARD! CAUTION REQUIRED!

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For the love of God throw a NSFHE label on that picture.

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Its just pants :P

But, fine :p

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The HE is for Human Eyes :P

Close enough though.

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probably tag Germany as a choking hazard. Maybe Poland too. Since they're big fans of producing meat in tube form.

It makes me so sad that people leave Sweden out of this. Of course, it's lack of widespread notoriety means more körv for me, so...

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probably tag Germany as a choking hazard. Maybe Poland too. Since they're big fans of producing meat in tube form.

It makes me so sad that people leave Sweden out of this. Of course, it's lack of widespread notoriety means more körv for me, so...


Yes. Sweden is a choking hazard as well.
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Would summer sausage need a warning label during winter?

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Huh. Why had I not realized that Norway isn't a part of the EU before?

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Would summer sausage need a warning label during winter?


I believe that it would require an *additional* warning label.

Cold sausage could possibly be thought to constitute a more severs choking hazard than warm sausage.

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Arathain Kelvar wrote:
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Whose sausage did you choke on?

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Kaffis Mark V wrote:
damaged wrote:
probably tag Germany as a choking hazard. Maybe Poland too. Since they're big fans of producing meat in tube form.

It makes me so sad that people leave Sweden out of this. Of course, it's lack of widespread notoriety means more körv for me, so...



While Swedish meats are pretty damn tasty, they've got NOTHING on fresh Bratwürst aus Deutschland. Fresh off the grill with some mustard on a Brotchen. So good!

Although, I'll stab a b*tch that gets between me and my Lefse.

Great...now I'll be thinking about delicious Scandinavian food all day!

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Arathain Kelvar wrote:
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Yes. Sweden is a choking hazard as well.
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Yikes, and to think the entire time I was touring the European Union, I was walking around with that in my pocket....
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Müs wrote:
Yes. Sweden is a choking hazard as well.
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Yikes, and to think the entire time I was touring the European Union, I was walking around with that in my pocket....


Peeners are everywhere. /nod.

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Huh. Why had I not realized that Norway isn't a part of the EU before?


Because **** the EU, that's why.

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You realise you're advocating for the mandate to only allow responsible people to be able to give bjs right?

And you realise responsible person who gives said er.. procedure are usually not promiscuous.

So by reason of deduction, you’re essentially lowering the probability of said er… procedure for yourselves and condemning the young of your country to self reliance… :shock: :shock:
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What about snausages?

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