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Müs
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Little Known Moose Facts: Courtesy of http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Moose

The moose has been known to attack and sodomize random people out in the woods.
Around 13% of all moose attacks are caused by drunk moose?
Since the moose is of a larger species than the human it has more thrusting power, but will do it not as quickly as the average man. The moose will take up to 7 minutes before layering his lover with a rare substance known as moose goo.
Moose are the ones responsible of 2pac's death.
Moose celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day.
They know what is hidden in Area 51.
Moose are the result of a natural 20 rolled by God.
Moose is the main ingredient of Heineken.
The plural of Moose, is Meese
Only predator is the crocoduck.

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OMG! I didn't know this!

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Moos ... cteristics

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The antlers of a moose are the result of a moose trying to look cooler than a camel. In this they fail spectacularly and end up merely looking like camel wanna-be's. As a consolation for their efforts, Canadian squirrels have taken to leading the stupid creatures around while engaging in national security issues, investigating Russian ex-KGB associates known only by their code names "Boris" and "Natasha".


That explains so much!

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Moose goo? :shock: Tas...your camel better make a run for it..

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The moose will take up to 7 minutes before layering his lover with a rare substance known as moose goo.


well atleast the moose is statistically above average =P (numbers not verified)
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Facts? Or a confession?

Turn yourself in Moose, before someone gets killed.

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Or covered in Moose Goo.

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Müs wrote:
Or covered in Moose Goo.


http://www.ultralightbackpacker.com/moosegoo.html

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Per tube of Mus Goo...

1320 calories
172g carbs (70 simple, 102 complex)
24g protein
38g fat (That's a high proportion of fat, but what the heck...)

Wow...What have you been eating Arafys? :shock:

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Kirra, that is a straight line that could prompt many answers, several of them especially provocative and rude.

Cruel, but well done.

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Oooo... :oops:

I need to think before I type..

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Kirra wrote:
Oooo... :oops:

I need to think before I type..


That wouldn't make these threads nearly as much fun to read, now would it? :mrgreen:

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Micheal wrote:
Kirra, that is a straight line that could prompt many answers, several of them especially provocative and rude.

Cruel, but well done.


<frenchyaccent>Zut alors! Our love, she is as passionate as she is forbidden. </frenchyaccent>

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Such a stud.

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Hell yeah. I <3's me some margaritas and hawaiian shirts.

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buh buh bad to the antler.

Careful about Hawaiian shirts Mus, I have over a dozen I own and love. None in that particular print though.

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Margaritas are Awsome!

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Kirra wrote:
Margaritas are Awsome! And so is stripping Mus naked and riding him across a river!

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Awesome.

And Kate... Yes. It is awesome ;) Provided the river isn't *too* cold.

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LadyKate wrote:
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Margaritas are Awsome! And so is stripping Mus naked and riding him across a river!


Sign me up! :lol:

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Loki, I know everyone is dying to strip Mus naked and ride him across the river but you are just going to have to get in line!

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Loki, I know everyone is dying to strip Mus naked and ride him across the river but you are just going to have to get in line!

Why? I'm betting he can carry us all at the same time.

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Depends how big you are Tas... Aren't camels on the larger side? No offense ;)

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Kirra wrote:
Depends how big you are Tas... Aren't camels on the larger side? No offense ;)

You all are going to get on, I'm gunna be the motor.

putputputputput inda putputputputput....

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I don't wanna know how you are gonna attach your camel motor to Mus... :shock:

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