The Glade 4.0

See? It says "Taste and Believe!"

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

You cannot simply be told what the ketchup is....you have to taste it to believe.

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Ron Paul 2012

Yeah its the Doubting Thomas kind.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I believe! But... I cant... taste... ;(

woe

Blessed is he who believes but has not yet tasted.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Blessed is he who cannot taste yet still believes.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

/blasphemy

27 Then saith He to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: bring your finger to thy mouth and taste my blood, and be not faithless, but believing.

28 And Thomas answered and said unto him, My LORD, my God, and my good red sandwich spread.

/blasphemy off

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

ALOL

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Raell Kromwell

Heretic! Mayonnaise is the one true condiment! You ketchup worshippers shall perish in eternal flame! The streets will run red with the blood of the unbelievers!

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Holy shitsnacks!

Enjoy your heart attack Mus, Mayo is murder.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

but it is some tasty tasty murder.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Do you realize what it takes to make mayo, what heartless unethical practices go into the production of that evil white goo.

First you break open an egg, destroying its potential to grow up and become an omelette, err chcken. Then you cruelly separate the yolk from the white, and place the yolk in a bowl. Then slowly, tortuously you whip the egg yolk, whip it I tell you, all the while pouring olive oil on the wounded egg yolk drowning it until the poor sloppy yolk dies, its innocent soul being whisked to heaven. With its remains, you keep whisking until there is nothing left to identify it as an egg yolk, sometimes you add a touch of mustard and/or lemon juice and/or vinegar to further disguise you crime and make it smother and tangier.

Criminal behavior.

Of course the mass murderers at Kraft and Best Foods hide their sins by using the whites of the eggs instead, hoping no one asks what happens to the yolks.

You probably take the shells out into the southern Nevada desert and bury them deep to avoid discovery of your murders. Chicken girl will eventually find you and peck you to death for the atrocities you visited upon her children.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Miracle Whip > Mayonnaise

oooooo! good one! hahaha

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Mustard über alles.

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"I've got twenty ways to tell you shut the f*ck up / nineteen of them are twenty-four bars long / the other one goes: SHUT THE F*CK UP" - Aesop Rock
"There is no God higher than truth." -- Gandhi
Formerly: Tulamian

I don't believe in Miracles.

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Holy shitsnacks!

S'ok. I'll murder her too, and eat her roasted flesh upon two slices of fresh bread, smothered with cheese and the aforementioned Murdernaise.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Fixed that for ya!

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

There's a sauce here which is a mix between mustard and mayo... It's yummah~ gobble gobble gobble

I've always said someone should make that. Sandwiches always require mayo and mustard. They're the only condiments that matter. Why not combine them?

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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Tangy-Zip believer here. To me, Miracle Whip is tasty, mayo not so much so. To each their own.

BTW, before I use mayo, I'll use Kroger Brand "Salad Dressing", I dislike mayo that much.

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Gorse

Franks Red Hot mixed into ketchup.... mmmm... gotta go get some lunch now.

PS: Condiments that are the color of human ejaculate are for weirdies.

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Maybe the military should start buying this brand of ketchup....

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Hahahahahhaa!!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth