The Glade 4.0

Interesting fact. Guys actually spend more calories than girls as they need to replenish their er... bullets.

It is also replenishes at some rediculous rate which I can't remember atm, but something like 10k a second or something.

Also an organism utilizes almost all muscles in your body (provided you're not faking it).

I'd like to ask:

Which organism? I didn't give permission for this!
How do I fake it, so it will give me back the utilization of my own muscles??

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Ops... blah... you know what I meant >.<

I was typing up a stability report... bite me!

Whew, I was scared there for a minute. I thought you Aussie bio-scientist types were cooking up some killer body-control organism in order to take over the world. You know it being a prison island and all...

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Considering we have some of the most unique environments in the world, it will only be a matter of time before we discover something to aid us in our world domination... /evil grin

See! See! I knew it!

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Atrax Robustus agrees.

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Holy shitsnacks!

See this is why i'm convince we won't be invaded by zombies provided we ground all planes... our top 5 dangerous animals are found in the water coming into australia hehe...

Remember that planes are safer than boats for the visit, unless of course there's a zombie infestation somewhere =P

4 hours.

During that time both of us orgasmed 4 times (roughly once an hour). Tho that last one was *really* hard to pull off. Of course that was 20 years ago. Something that active would probably kill me today. I've also become much better at being able to push the right buttons, so it's not necessary to put so much physical effort while achieving the same goal.

I had a girlfriend a long time ago who liked long marathon sessions ... I went for about 45 minutes a couple of times. But, yeah the chafing wasn't so much fun by the end.

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I took your four hours to jerk off four times?

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

You were having sex for 4 hours and she only orgasmed 4 times? uhm. I'm with Rafael on this one.

I'm just giving him ****. I don't care what he does in the bedroom.

But 4 hours, after that long, it's like banging a empty bottle of bleach.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

Rafe, 60 tests an hour is just going to drain you dry testing the basics. You really want the Class A license testing job for the pros, where they use all the tricks, navigate all the curves in the road with skill and aplomb, get the load to the delivery dock on time and in good condition.

Remember, you're hourly, not salaried. You don't get paid for recharge time.

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Now I remember why I had lex on ignore.

I'm a very imperfect person. My arrows miss the target much of the time, and I just find myself floating through life... successes here, failures there... uneven priorities... Mediocrity prevails. There is an incurable disease in my brain. I don't expect anyone to like me.

Feel free to put me back on ignore, TheRiov.

Lex's title should now be "Agent Orange".

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Holy shitsnacks!

Depends on what you do. There was a healthy mix of oral in there as well. But like I said it was over 20 years ago, when I was 18. Not like I had a ton of experience at that point.

There is a reason why lube exists.

Heh. We were in Europe, and it was the early 90s. KY Jelly was for perverts or something, I dunno.

Funny, I was thinking of this thread this morning - in the LA Times, they frequently have ads for ED and early ejaculation ... The tagline for one of the ads is "The good news is that you'll be able to last 45 minutes or 2 hours" after just one phone call and a 90 minute visit. That's terrifying, on so many levels.

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Sex is a non-exercise aerobic activity. It doesn't burn as many calories as you think. It is, however, healthy for a few other reasons.

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I've always heard the acronym NEPA non-exercise physical activity. I agree with you though.

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I'd say that is dependent on the position and oscillation rate hehe

Good point, Lydiaa.

Sex as excersize needs to be very ... vigorous. And generally, one person will be in a more physically taxing position than the other.

I'm with Kate, though. I've had mind-blowing quickies, while an all-nighter (rare when you've been together as long as we have) might be less memorable. (but still great!) We don't tend to enjoy the rough, pounding frenzy that Raf is referring to that long. The actual penetrative act can easily last hours, but much of that is slow and gentle. I don't think i could rate sex as a physical excersize...it's very inconsistent.



And those err...bullets...are often a few extra calories for the girls.

This thread wasn't as interesting as I had initially hoped, but there is a potential for more such fun threads in this subforum. I approve.

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