The Glade 4.0

For the ladies:
I apologize in advance for this but it needs to be said for we men have tolerated it far too long. Shave your legs all year long. We don't buy that crap that it keeps you warm in the winter and never have. We have hairy legs and guess what, they still get cold in the winter. Actually you can apply this to all body hair.

Ladies and gentlemen feel free to add your own advice below.

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My woman actually has such a minimal amount of leg hair, and what little she does is so fine that she can actually go months before I even notice.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

Some of us are married and don't give a ****. Heck, some of us didn't give a **** before we got married. It's all flesh, man, it's all good.

I suspect that you would have flipped out at the girl with hairy nipples that I dated for a while. I just shrugged, ya know? Life is more than hairy nipples on a female.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

The more **** you take off of us, the more **** you are going to get. We're not going to grow up, we're not going to get better, its only going to get worse.

Letting a guy treat you badly for years is stupid. Nip it in the bud, right off the bat. If he can't deal with treating you right YOU DON'T WANT TO BE WITH HIM, no matter how good it is in bed, your life out of bed is hell in the making. There are plenty of good lays that are also nice guys.

If this type of behavior turns you on, you are sick, go see a therapist. You will wake up one day and realize you deserve better. Problem is, if you survive leaving him, the odds are you will end up with another one just like him.

When you do, stop crying to the truly nice guys you wouldn't give the time of day to years earlier. At some point we learn we can't save you from yourself and stop trying, or caring very much about it.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

I'd have totally Nair'ed her while she was asleep.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

I dunno. I don't like the idea of this thread. Something one guy says might not be something another guy believes. But I happen to agree with the hairy legs thing.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

So you keep YOUR legs shaved all winter, right? Or are you expecting something from her you aren't willing to do?

My advice, dude, is to leave anyone who tries to pull that crap.

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Ron Paul 2012

I'm calling BS on this post.

It's different for a guy. If a guy shaves his legs and isn't a swimmer or a porn star or have a medical condition, then that's just weird. Actually, it's weird no matter what. Does all that hair really slow you down when you swim? I highly doubt it.

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Ron Paul 2012

Nev... So when you lose your hair on your head, and it grows on your back, only fair that she leaves you right?

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

People aren't really taking this in the spirit it was meant, lighten up folks

PSA #2:

Women:

We know you fart, its ok, we all do it. Don't use it as an ice-breaker with us and we won't do it immediately either but after a little while cheek-squeekers are not only ok but hilarious.

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Sorry, :p I guess I am cranky

ps so you like dutch ovens Hop?

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

I'm a guy and I shave my legs... I don't know about swimmers, but for cyclists, the degree to which road rash is reduced when there is no hair to pull out sections of skin should you go over is worth it.

Women can dish it but they can't take it.

That's my advice. Learn to take it. Life is not "Everybody Loves Raymond" where it's acceptable for you to act like a total *****, but it's chauvanistic or ausive when the man acts the same way back. More to the point, you cannot do anything I can do, only better. Some things some of you can do better, other things I can do better. It depends on who we are as individuals. If you win, it is not a victory for womankind everywhere, especially when I never made any comments about how boys are better than girls anyhow. The 95% of us with basic observational skills fully expect that girls will win at Monopoly or Trivial Pursuit as often as we will.

This goes double if I am not your son, brother, husband or boyfriend, and quadruple if I am someone else's son, brother, husband or boyfriend.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

You are cranky too DE, huh. Hugs!

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

You always think everyone is cranky You need more sleep.

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I don't know how anyone can even stand having hairy legs, yuck, I shave year round, well really I use an epilator (yank those suckers out by their roots), body hair in general is gross.

I DO NOT FART!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

This :p

<3 Kirr

And as far as shaving goes, If she wants me to, I'll shave whatever the hell she'd like.

Well, except eyebrows. That's just odd. Oh, and the places I can't reach.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Yes. Yes you do. Everyone on earth does. At one time or another, air has been expelled from your backside.

Its normal, natural, and **** Hilarious!

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Holy shitsnacks!

Really, it's pick one.

If you're going to shave, shave regularly. If not, then let it grow out so it's soft.

No I don't, Arafys! Ask Nitefox. I did when I was pregnant, but it wasn't me it was the baby!!!
Anything else that anyone might have heard was most certainly an auditory hallucination.

I'm going to go shave my legs now.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Since the ladies don't seem to be onboard

For the guys:
Women don't care if we've had that t-shirt that says, "Coed Naked Wrestling", "Jimmy-John Erection Co", etc, since we were 12 years old. It is not a family heirloom to be passed on to future generations for posterity so throw it out the eff out!

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Yeah... nipple goatees are a deal-breaker. On the flipside I can see that afterward you wouldn't need to floss before bed though so two-birds one-stone kinda deal.

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Too bad? It's nobody's business but your own what you wear*, and that goes double for what you keep in your dresser/closet. If she gets to decide what t-shirts you keep the guy gets to decide how many pairs of shoes she can have

*Unless you're at work. Then it's your boss's business, obviously...