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Müs
 Post subject: Stuf
PostPosted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:44 am 
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So, I don't care for stuf. But I like the Cookie parts.

On Saturday, on a lark I bought a bag of oreo cookies. Went over to my friend's house for the sat night PNP DnD game and proceeded to eat my cookies after disassembling them and placing the stuf in a cup. One of my friends, (who happens to be gay), went out with my other friend's son to walk the dog. While they were out, a discussion about what to do with the stuf in a cup ensued. Laughter is had, and nothing is thought much of it.

They come back, and I say "Mark, come here, I wanna show you something." He comes over, and I toss the load of stuf at him, and shout "SURPRISE BUKKAKE!"

I almost died that night.

Even better though, while I'm rolling in laughter, trying to pick the stuf off the carpet, my ex came over, (she was going out with my friend's wife for some reason) and I *barely* resisted the urge to spiderman her. *barely*.

But yeah. Its one of those "you had to be there" moments.

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That is nasty and hilarious. Two thumbs way up :D

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Awesomely funny.

Tho your weird for not liking Stuf.
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"Stuff" has 2 f'asses in it. And, what is "spidermanning" someone?

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Taskiss wrote:
"Stuff" has 2 f'asses in it. And, what is "spidermanning" someone?


No, in relation to Oreos, 'Stuf' is the preferred nomenclature.

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and spiderman: prolly nsfw kinda stuff.
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When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling it in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey's web slinging hand motions. And shout "GO WEB GO!".

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Müs wrote:
Taskiss wrote:
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and spiderman: prolly nsfw kinda stuff.
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When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling it in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey's web slinging hand motions. And shout "GO WEB GO!".

:shock:

Sounds like the inventor of that one got snowballed one too many times.

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Müs wrote:
and spiderman: prolly nsfw kinda stuff.

Yeah... that's likely to ensure a repeat performance...
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Ladas wrote:
Müs wrote:
and spiderman: prolly nsfw kinda stuff.

Yeah... that's likely to ensure a repeat performance...


Yeh. But when done with Oreo Stuf! Awesome.

I shoulda done it.

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Ladas wrote:
Müs wrote:
and spiderman: prolly nsfw kinda stuff.

Yeah... that's likely to ensure a repeat performance...



What you talkin' bout, man? Chicks like that kinda stuf.

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Your avatar has gained a new level of appropriateness.
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:D thanks

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I read this yesterday and was like kinda "heh" ya know? But it wormed back into my brain on my drive home and I couldn't stop laughing.
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