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DETERMINE MY FORTUNE!!!
1 13%  13%  [ 2 ]
2 38%  38%  [ 6 ]
3 50%  50%  [ 8 ]
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I received 3 fortune cookies from Pei Wei today for lunch. In a bit of fun, I am allowing YOU, the Glade, to determine which fortune I shall choose.

Easy poll, pick 1, 2, or 3, and I will select that cookie to break open and eat when I go home from work @ 4pm PST tonight :)

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I'd hereby suggest the cookie with the second most votes goes to Stampy, and the last place cookie gets shipped across country to Kirra.

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Creepy poll results! Beware the Ides of March, 10 days early!

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I cannot vote and break up the creepy synergy.

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Micheal wrote:
I'd hereby suggest the cookie with the second most votes goes to Stampy, and the last place cookie gets shipped across country to Kirra.


This is a valid plan. Except, I will eat Kirra's cookie and email her the fortune. ;)

Fedex would just deliver it when she wasn't home anyway, and it'd get weathered on ;P

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I can't believe they actually pay you for this. LOL

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Well, they pay me to answer the phone and create trouble tickets and solve minor issues.

Fortunately, that leaves me a lot of free time ;)

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one hour remains in the poll to DETERMINE MY FORTUNE, and the fortunes of Kirra and Stampy!!!

VOTE NAO!!!

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Alright, its 5till, and #3 is ahead enough I spose. Time to Nom!

"Remember three months from this date! Your lucky star is shining."

Append whatever suffixes you may desire ;)

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#2 goes to Stampy with DS as proxy. and the fortune from #1 for Kirra:

"You will be transforming a situation in your life now with a positive attitude"

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Müs wrote:
#2 goes to Stampy with DS as proxy. and the fortune from #1 for Kirra:

"You will be transforming a situation in your life now with a positive attitude"


LOL I thought that is who stampy was...

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I just got the three months from now fortune Wednesday night. So, whatever happens to me on June 3, happens to you on June 5, pay attention.

Mus, should we change your title to Positive Attitude?

DS, Mus has referred to your daughter as Stampy a few times now, fathers, always the last to know.

Trust me, I should know soon.

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I got a great one today with my crappy Thai soup: "A good plan violently executed right now is far better than a perfect plan executed next week."

I think something got lost in the translation.

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LOL...crappy soup, crappy fortune! :P

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We called her that together Micheal. :) She earned that title. I really think she is proud of it now.

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Cool, hope to meet her when I come down, see what your inspiration for living has turned out to be.

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Jasmy wrote:
LOL...crappy soup, crappy fortune! :P

Heh, yeah. The other one was "Love is as necessary to humans as air and water." :| /gag

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Stampy's fortune...

Watch for a stranger to soon become a friend.

Dad's Addendum...

Better not get too gorram friendly; I remember what I wanted from girls at 13 years old..

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Müs wrote:
"Remember three months from this date! Your lucky star is shining."


Today's Fortune?

"Remember three months from this date. Good things are in store for you."

Its a sign I tell you. A sign!

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A sign that the last batch of fortune cookies had a lot of "Remember three months from this date..." fortunes?

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Probably.

I have a pile of them on my desk. Grabbed two double handfuls on my way out and stuffed my pockets ;)

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So... how's the 3 month thing coming along? ;)


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Lydiaa wrote:
So... how's the 3 month thing coming along? ;)


I'll let you know in 2 months, 2 weeks ;P

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Bah thats too long... >.<

Dont you have a time machine sitting somewhere in your room?


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