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Aethien
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Some of us are married and don't give a ****. Heck, some of us didn't give a **** before we got married. It's all flesh, man, it's all good.

I suspect that you would have flipped out at the girl with hairy nipples that I dated for a while. I just shrugged, ya know? Life is more than hairy nipples on a female.


I'd have totally Nair'ed her while she was asleep.

Hah, hadn't thought of that one. The bummer was when they got caught in my teeth and pulled, kind of a buzz-buster for a moment.

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Women don't care if we've had that t-shirt that says, "Coed Naked Wrestling", "Jimmy-John Erection Co", etc, since we were 12 years old.


Too bad? It's nobody's business but your own what you wear*, and that goes double for what you keep in your dresser/closet. If she gets to decide what t-shirts you keep the guy gets to decide how many pairs of shoes she can have ;)

*Unless you're at work. Then it's your boss's business, obviously...

I am not talking about what you wear, I am talking about the people who hoard clothes that in most instances don't even fit anymore. I also endorse the whole shoe thing. If you haven't worn the shoe in 6 months it needs to go.

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How the **** do you enforce that in a relationship? I'm actually in the process of designing a second walkin closet for my woman... just for her overflow shoes...

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How the **** do you enforce that in a relationship? I'm actually in the process of designing a second walkin closet for my woman... just for her overflow shoes...


I've found that the best approach is to hide one or two items and if she doesn't ask about them after 6 months you're in the clear to pitch them.

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Yeah... but she goes into the vault all the time, knows exactly what she's looking for, and comes out with **** I haven't seen in years.

I also don't think I could get away with it, after the ration of **** I gave her for throwing out my favorite pair of pants three years ago. Infact, she still hasn't lived it down.

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19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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Asian girls don't need to shave, god's making up for giving us small boobs...

Dutch ovens are NOT cool... and could get you banned from sex for a couple of days.

Shoes are like ranger arrows, you can never have too many, and you never know when you'll need that extra weird one you picked up 3 years ago.

Regardless of how much you love that old white shirt which is now an odd shade of yellow regardless of washing, it will get thrown out and be replaced with a new white one. If i can find the same one great, if not the new one will be more comfy.

women are like elephants, we don't forget, we just chose not to bring stuff up. Don't EVER think we've forgotten about your many opsies, we merely forgive you cause we love you.
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We know you check out other dudes when we're out in public. So don't act so **** indignant and offended when we check out girls.

It's not that your *** or rack isn't doing the trick, it's just sometimes paprika makes a nice substitute for chili powder. Jealousy should not be the reaction to this.

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my only contribution...

If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing; do not get pissed if we act like nothing is wrong. Be honest if something is upsetting you. We know something is up, but many od us figure you will talk about it when you are ready.

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Hopwin wrote:
Rynar wrote:
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How the **** do you enforce that in a relationship? I'm actually in the process of designing a second walkin closet for my woman... just for her overflow shoes...


I've found that the best approach is to hide one or two items and if she doesn't ask about them after 6 months you're in the clear to pitch them.


I'm sorry, but my husband is not my father and I am not his mother! We are partners and as such we are both responsible for getting rid of our own junk in our own time. Neither of us would even think about throwing something away that belonged to the other! Besides, if it was still usable it would be donated to a charity rather than just being tossed out. Recycle, reduce, reuse!!

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If you don't like hair, don't complain when I spend the money to get laser hair removal.


Ok ;) Deal. :p

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On the subject of dutch ovens:

[youtube]L82YAaC7PzU[/youtube]

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Knobby Knees.

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Shaving your knees is really hard. Just sayin.

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Shaving your knees is really hard. Just sayin.

Adam's apple. Proximity to jugular. Cramming a blade close enough under your nose to actually do a decent job on your lip.

None of which are even remedied by having a beard, *sigh*...

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K.You win, Kaf. lol

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Kaffis Mark V wrote:
LadyKate wrote:
Shaving your knees is really hard. Just sayin.

Adam's apple. Proximity to jugular. Cramming a blade close enough under your nose to actually do a decent job on your lip.

None of which are even remedied by having a beard, *sigh*...

Yeah, but you have a lot less area to go over when you have a beard. That's my rationale, at least, for having a goatee/van dyke - so long as I didn't have to go over most of my chin and upper lip, I could handle running a razor over the cheeks and throat every few days.

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I wonder if it's doable to wax your chin... Like If you never shaved and just kept waxing hmmm.... this requires experimentation.
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Lydiaa wrote:
I wonder if it's doable to wax your chin... Like If you never shaved and just kept waxing hmmm.... this requires experimentation.

You have a beard? o_O

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Hopwin wrote:
Lydiaa wrote:
I wonder if it's doable to wax your chin... Like If you never shaved and just kept waxing hmmm.... this requires experimentation.

You have a beard? o_O


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That was...so....strange. But interesting. I'd love to hang out with her.
"Let your beard grow!" :D

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Ok, just FYI...this morning around 7:30...my beautiful, sweet wife who never farts...turned on her sound system, place the microphone near her backside, and let one rip.

She puts the Lady in LadyKate.

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You aren't getting laid tonight.

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Don't be so sure Rynar, LadyKate has a complex sense of humor.

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