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That may be so, but I've yet to meet the woman who enjoys having her sleep farts outed to the masses that are the inter-webs.

I am rooting for him though.

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Nitefox wrote:
Ok, just FYI...this morning around 7:30...my beautiful, sweet wife who never farts...turned on her sound system, place the microphone near her backside, and let one rip.

She puts the Lady in LadyKate.

Microphone? :|

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LadyKate has a recording system to make her music videos, the ones she posts (and we see) on YouTube.

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So two questions:
Is the fart on youtube?
Did she throw that mike away or is it near her mouth atm?

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First thoughts, but no real clue,

Q1: Doubt it, I don't think she would have had time to turn on the recorder, get appropriately dressed, etc. When you have to fart . . .

Q2: If she had night clothes on, its probably still usable. If she's an in the buff sleeper, maybe not.

Thought three, if she did record it, and posted it on YouTube, it might become an internet meme - cute gals farting into the mike.

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Perhaps a ploy to get a new microphone?

I highly recommend a matched pair of Rode NT-5's (for STEREO!). :p


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I have no idea what Nitefox was talking about.

I use Peavey...my mixer, speakers, stands, boom mics, everything is all Peavey. Supporting the local economy and all.

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LadyKate wrote:
I have no idea what Nitefox was talking about.

So when you gonna let him back out of the cage?

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I have no idea what Nitefox was talking about.

So when you gonna let him back out of the cage?


Cage? Hmmmm. I didn't think of that one. Maybe I should let him out of the trunk.

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At least punch air holes in it.

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Oh snookiebutt, I believe you are mistaken.

Let me do some clairificaTI-ON. I had gone outside on the morning in question to chain up the dogs. While outside, LK cranks up the sound system and does commentary as she can see me via the window. As I come back in, I crawl back in bed. LK, still up and with microphone in hand, hikes up a leg, places the microphone in the ready position, and cranks one out.

These are the facts and they are not in dispute.

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Honey, you're just trying to distract us all from the fact that you were out in the yard in your undies with your wee willy wonka hangin' out.

There was no pooting on my end!

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He never said there was pooting on your end. He said there was pooting from your end. Significant difference.

And, since he is the King, his word is law, and indisputable, right?

I suggest you apply the gentle persuasion technique to get him to change his mind. That or get him arrested for public indecency.

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Always full of wisdom, aren't you?

*grumblegrumble*

Thats ok. I have a secret video I can hold over his head with the threat of posting it on youtube.

*muahahahaha!* :D

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LK never farts.

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LadyKate wrote:
Always full of wisdom, aren't you?

*grumblegrumble*

Thats ok. I have a secret video I can hold over his head with the threat of posting it on youtube.

*muahahahaha!* :D

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LK never farts.


Wow, that must be some video...

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Thats what I thought.
Love you sweetie!!

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LadyKate wrote:
That was...so....strange. But interesting. I'd love to hang out with her.
"Let your beard grow!" :D


If I posted all the weird and wonderful thought running through my head while reading posts, you guys would call a psychiatrist on me... ;)


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Heh. I bet you 5 bucks I know what you were thinking. ;)

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Were you thinking of using the 17 year old boy whom your parents are currently putting up in the other room, and using evil manipulation skills, convince him to wax his chin using your leg wax and possibly take pictures at the result?


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That'd be awesome Lyd.

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What is it about girls wanting to manipulate eyebrows and facial hair so much? I don't see the appeal.

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Same deal with you guys wanting to play with boobies... cause it's something you don't have yourselves... well the facial hair anyways...

We also equate putting make up on guys with dressing up dolls, but more fun!


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Mmmm boobies.

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Nitefox wrote:
LK never farts.



Wow Kate. :lol:

I need your secret man controlling powers!!

Advice appreciated :)

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