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 Post subject: Behold The Wrongness
PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 4:22 pm 
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Not sure how to even comment on this one, besides: WTF?

(WARNING: Religious-themed)

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[youtube]II0rfojZizM[/youtube]


Oh man, now that I have wiped the tears of laughter from my eyes, behold more wrongness (non-religious):

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[youtube]uBn5wMnqVSY[/youtube]


EDIT: Ah hell, here's the link to the thread these come from -- sooo much more hilarity inside (just follow the links) (NWS-ness in the linked videos)

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:45 pm 
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The 3D fighting game really is the best ever. Tears of laughter.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 11:26 pm 
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Yeah that Fighter is pure gold -- especially the guy in white's victory . . . umm . . self-planting pose?

The STALKER one in the Link I posted literally scared my dog I was laughing so hard. I couldn't finish watching it, because I was afraid I'd strain something.

Here's a direct link to it (at about 29 seconds -- that buggy successfully divided by zero):

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[youtube]Xc5rB-0ZBcI[/youtube]


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:29 am 
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Good God was Two Worlds really this bad?

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[youtube]HApSxWrfxOU[/youtube]


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Ok, there is a hilarious story about the guy that made the first one, "The You Testament." He's apparently a very smug independant "game developer" and has written a book.

This thread is all abotu the You Testament. NWS, it's from SA, but the thread is hilarious and so are the videos of game footage.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showth ... id=3259318

Here's his awful blog. http://www.mdickie.com/blog.htm
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Dickie posted:
It's not easy being a man of integrity. Like some sort of superhero, you have to be prepared to do battle with injustice wherever you see it. This particular adventure begins with the unlikely scenario of me embarking on an acting class - for no other reason than I enjoyed it at school and felt it might be a skill worth exploring as games and movies grow closer together. Hey, if you know you're capable of anything, why not? However, I had forgotten what it's like to sit before an insecure teacher and their flock of servile sheep. This one had the knives out for me from the start - beginning, rather predictably, with a stab at my name. She found the name "Dickie" objectionable and implied that I might like to change it for the sake of my career. "Not a chance", I retorted, pointing out that it was unique and memorable (a journalist I haven't had contact with in over 5 years instantly remembered who I was for that very reason). Besides, I wear it as a battle scar that states you can give me the most ridiculous name possible and I'll still make people respect it. She should have been paying ME for this wisdom! Realizing that my mind wasn't up for grabs, she then moved onto the physical and demanded to know why I was sitting in a "confrontational manner". This, I discovered, meant having good posture and holding your head high. I cautioned her that it was a side effect of being fit and confident, and refused to apologize for it. "Why is physical strength important to you?", she pressed, "Were you bullied at school?". "No, I bully bullies", I offered, "That's why I'm standing up to you". We could have made a movie right there with such classic lines! She wasn't impressed though, and pointed out that of all the people in the class I was the only one that had a problem with her. Trying to make MDickie feel bad about being "the odd one out"? The poor ***** didn't know that I could write a book on why that's a GOOD thing! I submitted that I was the only one with the courage and honesty to say what I was really thinking, and again refused to apologize for it. On the contrary, I took it as an enormous compliment. Any fool can sit there nodding their head and smiling politely if it gets them through the next 10 minutes without incident. Clutching at straws, the poor woman then claimed that "I need her more than she needs me". Again, I had to disagree and asserted that I don't need anyone for anything. She misunderstood my words spectacularly, as weak opponents often do, and dismissed me as a soulless robot who doesn't HAVE anyone or anything. I countered that divorcing yourself from "need" is actually the height of humanity and elevates you to a place of CHOICE - where you can in fact "have" anything you want. Since psychoanalysis was the order of the day, I then submitted that her thoughts turned to a "robot" because she wished I was one - and was rather annoyed that I had too much character to be controlled by her! And with that I stormed out of her pitiful class, which hadn't touched upon "acting" in its entire 3-hour length. It seems that skill, like every other, is one that I'll have to master on my own - free from the clutches of embittered has-beens who don't know what they're talking about...

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What a douchebag.

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Wow LOL.

To be fair (assuming that it was actually accurate in his blog), the teacher wasn't exactly being a class act herself.

Still . . . just thinking about that guy going GTA at the Crucifixion is totally wrong, yet hilariously so at the same time.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:16 pm 
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Wow, just read through the somethingawful thread. They have pulled quote upon quote from his blog. Just.... wow.


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Ugh reminds me of those obnoxious Fan X columns on ESPN page 2.

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Necro, but had to share this:

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Angry Video Game Nerd presents: Plumbers Don't Wear Ties (3D0)

Somewhat lengthy video, but worth the watch.


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The original JPOP romance port? OMG... I wanna die. I hate you Rodahn. I wanna die.

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Heh, the really scary part for me is that someone somewhere had to approve games like that one for release.

Someone at 3DO's parent company was like, "Looks good, it's a go!"

Then again, given the state that the 3DO was in, they were probably thrilled that someone even wanted to develop for them.

Here's a new worst of the worst thread: Link

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Ah, the days when game's devs fell in and out of love with FMV.

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I think there were some good FMV games, mostly for the Sega CD (Lodestar: Legend of Tully Bodine, Corpse Killer, Sewer Shark).

A promising genre that was sadly under-developed.


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Sewer Shark? Did you just say that with a straight face?

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Sewer Shark was good (IMO) from the sheer cheese factor, i.e. it was very entertaining. From a technical standpoint, tho, no it was horrible.


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Rodahn wrote:
Sewer Shark was good (IMO) from the sheer cheese factor, i.e. it was very entertaining. From a technical standpoint, tho, no it was horrible.

My fondest memory of Sewer Shark was when I got home and saw my roommate playing it. And by playing it, I mean placing it on the kitchen floor, shiny-side down, and spinning on it. That was the most fun we ever got out of that game.

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So much Sewer Shark h8.

SegaCD 4 Life!

I still whip mine out and play with it every so often, for nostalgia.


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Rodahn wrote:
I still whip mine out and play with it every so often, for nostalgia.


Me too!

And I don't even *have* a Sega CD.

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Müs wrote:
Rodahn wrote:
I still whip mine out and play with it every so often, for nostalgia.


Me too!

And I don't even *have* a Sega CD.

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