The Glade 4.0

Ok, sorry, but I am god awful bored at work.. So here is another game.

In this one you make a wish, then the next person corrupts it, then puts their wish down.

ie: I wish I had a dog
poof! U have a dog but it died in a bizarre raccoon /badger fight.

Ok..here is my wish

I wish I could sell my house!

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Congratulations, you sold your house!

To your ex, For $1, you still owe the balance of the loan, and escrow closed so fast you no longer have anyplace to live.

I wish I had a truck.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

You are the proud owner of a brand new Toyota truck!

On your way home from the dealership your gas pedal gets stuck and you cause the mother of all pile ups on the Cali freeway!

I wish I was going on a vacation tomorrow.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

You're going on vacation! To Newark NJ! Also, your travellers checks have been stolen.

I wish I knew where my box o art pens was.

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Holy shitsnacks!

You found your box o art pens, but the ink is all dried up!

I wish I had something to eat, I'm starving!

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

You have something to eat, but its leftover anchovy and olive pizza.

I wish I could go to Whoville

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Holy shitsnacks!

You get a great deal on tickets to Whoville, but the plane lands and your feet freeze to the ground, since the southern Nevada meese are not used to the cold climate of Whoville!

I wish it was warm outside!

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Its now warm outside, but now there's an Alces Australis roaming around the neighborhoods, lost and confused.

I wish I didn't have to shave the parts I don't want to shave anymore.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Poof you win a whole body laser hair removal package, but you are now bald and have no eyebrows, then the laser quit working.

I wish I had a million dollars

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

You receive a million Zimbabwe Dollars. The IRS also **** up and now you owe gift tax on $1MM USD.

I wish I was asleep right now.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

You're asleep now, but you're dreaming that you're being gang-raped by a herd of water buffalo.

I wish there was someone in bed to cuddle with

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Holy shitsnacks!

Poof; you have someone to cuddle with, but it is Mark.

I wish I were completely out of debt.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Oop

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

You're completely out of debt!

Because you're dead.

I wish I could retire.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

You retire, but now you walk around naked in the halls of the retirement home.

I wish I had some chocolate

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Poof you have some chocolate but it is sitting in Moose's truck

I wish my brother were not a dumbass.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Shazam! Your bro is now a Nevada state Senator, his dumbassnessed was the deciding factor on his being voted in!

I wish I had a pair of long johns, I'm freezing my *** off right now.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

You have an electrically heated pair of long johns, extremely comfortable, except

They keep shorting out, unpleasantly, right where you sit down.

I wish the hair I've lost over the last twenty years would grow back.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

A miracle hair growing tonic company chooses you as their spokesperson, but now you have a mullet.

I wish i got paid for 8 hours and only had to work 7 because of daylight savings time every day.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

You get paid for 8 hours for working 7 hours, straight time, every day of the year for the next decade. No benefits, no vacation accrual, no sick time, and the security guards come looking for you if you're 15 minutes late. You have shackles custom fitted keeping you at your station.

I wish my wishes would remain uncorrupted.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

A little fairy in green with tinkerbells floats down and grants your wish, you win the lotto, you have the hair you had when you were 20, you drive around Cali in a shining new truck...since it's my game no corruption for you Micheal!

Kirra hugs!

I wish I had a back scratcher, the corner of the door is not hitting the right spot.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Mus flies out and scratches your back with his antlers.

You're allergic to moose velvet.

Claritin helps.

I wish you a good night, sleepy patients that need little care other than monitoring the stuff you need to do anyway.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Bingo! My patients all had ambien ordered! But soon the quiet will be over as the hospital starts stirring and the days shift comes in.

I wish I had special poofing powers that allowed me to see anyone I wanted at a moments notice with a click of my tennis shoes!

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Poof, you now own the Ruby Slipper Nikes! But they only show you pics of the people you want to see drawn by a three year old orangutan. In poop.

I wish I was home in bed now, instead of stuck at work...

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Women are from Hoboken, men are from Trenton. ~ Jimmy Kimmel

Bingo bango! A surprise visit by JACHO finds all sorts of violations, they close the hospital immediately and you get to go home...but you now don't have a job

I wish I was getting an excellent foot massage.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti