The Glade 4.0

I suspect that you would have flipped out at the girl with hairy nipples that I dated for a while. I just shrugged, ya know? Life is more than hairy nipples on a female.

I don't like that we've stayed on topic for so long. This is an Arafys thread for pete's sake. We should be well into talking about boobies by now. We're still talking about shoes? What gives?!

Staring at people, or walking around with a hard-on isn't considered polite anywhere I've been

I can understand people under federal employ getting upset with this, but quite frankly, I don't care.

In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first. - George Carlin

For if we don't hump together, we shall surely hump separately!

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A hump in time, saves nine.
I regret that I have but one hump to give for my country.
Ask not what your country can hump for you, ask what you can hump for your country!

I'm not going to be the skirt you tug on when someone is being mean to you.

In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first. - George Carlin

Engineering is a beautiful mix of qualitiative and quantitative knowledge.

In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first. - George Carlin

Not that there is anything wrong with shoving a bird up another birds rear, then doing it again to a third bird. Its just a little kinkier than I like my Thanksgiving dinner.

I smell like vanilla and daddy issues.

God isn't all that appalled at human death; He gave us limited lifespans in the first place and He also knows exactly what's going to happen to us afterwards.

In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first. - George Carlin

It's just the beginning of spring. Lots of stuff seems to come out of the woodwork when winter's finally over.

Kind of like spring cleaning, other things need to be cleaned out as well.

Once that's over everyone gets horny, so it works out well enough.

Just take Shel's.

Right, because increasing taxes to cover this sort of inexcusable laziness is going to improve the economy! Also, potential employers love seeing, "Sat on my *** and collected a check when I could have been out working." on a resume! It's a sure-fire sign of a real "go-getter"!

I can't argue with this, but only because I'm not sure what you mean.

People who start a fight with armed men when unarmed themselves aren't victims; they're idiots.

In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first. - George Carlin

I can't tell you how many times I've seen some guys nads hanging out of his shorts

In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first. - George Carlin

Even I have political biases ...

Admitting you have a problem is the first step on the road to recovery. /tease

I think god has diabetes or something.

Take away the emotional, physical, phsychological, etc stresses of being an adult and you'd find that age really is just a number.

Evidently Monty has /hidecorpse on.

19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Maybe a tattoo of you getting a tattoo of the dragon. Then you can decide if you liked how it turned out before you commit to actually getting it.

I can only conclude that I am the son of a Korean man who knocked up a Japanese women, who was born to a Korean woman knocked up by a Chinese man, who was born to a Chinese woman who was knocked up by a Japanese man who was the son of Chuck Norris.

How can I use this untapped power to my advantage? What if I walk by someone with a pacemaker and they drop dead? Should I make a costume?

I have this same power. As well, I have the additional power of being able to grow really weird hairs out of my ear. I'm trying to figure out how I can use the latter to fight crime.

I love the Backyardigans. My kids, eh, not so much.

"The fact that you looked up in Merriam Webster's.. in the dictionary, indicates to me that you're stretching a little bit right now."