The Glade 4.0

<final word>

<also>

<lolcat>

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Holy shitsnacks!

<belated relation of personal experience at best only slightly related to the original post>

<totally unrelated anecdote>

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Holy shitsnacks!

<blatant allusion to bash.org>

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

<crude potty reference>
<shameless followup that makes the thread completely awkward>

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

<statement to summon the king of potties>

<vague remembrance of long past, when children were working in coal mines and life was a beautiful thing.>

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

<makes snarky comment about walking to school, in the snow, while carrying books heavier than actual child's weight, up hill, both ways.>

<escalates to you had books? We had to take turns breathing through the air tube as we trudged through snow three feet over our heads while carrying the rich kids stone tablets so they would let us look over their sabertooth skin clad shoulders while they chiseled the notes down.>

<No, we didn't have air tubes, the rich kids loaned us theirs so they wouldn't have to carry the tablets, chisels or air tubes. Some things never change.>

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

<Complaint about how this is apparently all ok now that Obama is in office>

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

<unsolicited and random factiod as a tribute to camelidae>

<Did you know the term camel is from the Arabic جمل, derived from the triconsonantal root signifying "beauty"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camel >

<really really>

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In time, this too shall pass.

<Comment about racism>

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Holy shitsnacks!

<inserts random, yet related, Penny Arcade, XKCD, or PVPOnline comic>

<comments on life imitating art, or vice versa>

<troll troll troll>

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

<soothing comment>

<muppet youtube>

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Memento Vivere

I have local knowledge.
That sandbar was not there yesterday!

<frustrated interjection about someone beating me to the punch>

<irrelevant, one-line attempt at humor that no one laughs at>

<obligatory rant about how everything is racism and the word is now meaningless>

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

<Jesus>

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

<blames Monte>

<ooh, look over there, shiny.>

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

<comment about this thread belonging in Hellfire>

<rebuttal proclaiming innocence re: personal attacks>

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

<proclaim disbelief that previous poster is unaware of the meanings of the words he used. Quote on-line dictionary.>

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

<dutch ovens thread>

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones