The Glade 4.0

Micheal's post reminded me that yes, indeed I have made one of these culinary masterpieces. Here, is the photo progress of this awesome dish.

Here's the ingredients from my end. (My friend provided the Fowl.)


Stuffing:

Sausage Stuffing:

Cornbread Stuffing:


Initial Whole Chicken:

Boning the chicken:

The other two carcasses:


Layering:


Assemblage:

Sutures!:


We've done all we can do. Now, we wait


Rack it!

Tis the Season:

Into the oven, and throw away the key!


IT LIVES!!

The first Cut:

Layering of the meats:

Oh god. So yum.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Oh Mus, sigh.

While I understand you appreciate the incredible subtleties of this magnificent creation, they are lost on me. I'm sorry, but I just can't get past the first four letters of the name.

(Note: this post is meant solely as a tease at Mus, I've had reports back from independent reviewers that the dish is indeed yummy.)

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"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

And, for dessert, you'll have to make the Turducken's little brother, the Cherpumple.

My wife and kids tried to make one for me a couple of weeks ago, but it wasn't structurally sound. We may have another go some day.

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Nice job boning, Mus. That is no easy task, especially for an amature.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

That's why I had my friend do it

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Holy shitsnacks!

I'm not quite sure that Mus could be considered an amature in the boning circle... >=P

Also it's a blasphamy to cut the chicken before you roast it >.< As soon as the skin is broken all the beautiful moisture runs away and join the circus >.<

Also as a cheat thing, a slightly watered down layer of dark soya sauce will give you a much better over all golden colour to the chicken hehe >.>

Well, there are those pictures of Müs with the bison statue . . .



Just saying . . .

My, this derailed quickly.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

yeah.. for boning the chicken; we had our dangerous friend do that part.

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at least you could say he's not specist >=D

But Martin and his colleagues make boning a chicken look so easy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy6P3E84Dqs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe4qSPoj ... re=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqnFYrhe ... re=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qLnmDJ9 ... re=related

The last one is more how I have imagined boning a chicken would be.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

<Obligatory south park comment> hehe