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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:10 am 
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So does a goatee count as a beard for the purposes of beard guy gang? or does it have to be a beard? What if one cannot get an evenly growing beard?

What if growing a full beard would make someone fairly young look like Santa?

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<-------- Representin'!

And yes, I see the goatee as a type of beard. After all, the term "full beard" exists for a reason.


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Representing, flashes greybeard signs.

We (including me) need to post updated pictures if we haven't already.

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I call your gang sexist ;)
You totally need to recruit more dwarves... :mrgreen:


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Rynar wrote:
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I'm in concurrence. A goatee is for those not bold enough to wear a full beard.

As for evenly growing -- if your beard (this is why the term is full beard; "beard" alone is the hair itself, and is synonymous with "facial hair" -- even a clean-shaven guy has a beard; he just shaves it off every day) is thick enough overall to warrant wearing a full beard, minor variances in evenness can be remedied by not trimming it overly short. A little length will cover up inconsistency in density and, to some extent, color, as well.

I say this as somebody who's starting to show blond patches in my dark beard; a precursor, I assume, to outright greying. Fortunately, they're on the underside of my chin so far, and so long as I don't trim it under a quarter inch or so, the brown blends with it pretty well and keeps it from looking weird.

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I call your gang sexist ;)
You totally need to recruit more dwarves... :mrgreen:


Wait until your mid-thirties.


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I'm coming to arrest your gang.


For excessive sexiness?

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For excessive sexiness?


I'll think of something.

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You should just join our gang.

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19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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Rynar wrote:
You should just join our gang.


I wanna play! :D


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Not a member, but I don't forsee them accepting duck face beards ..

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I don't know if you can join, but we will let you be our bottom ho.

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19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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Rynar wrote:
You should just join our gang.


1) I despise having facial hair
2) It's more fun giving you a hard time.

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Notice the lack of facial hair?

Hand my my Gillette. It's the one that says Bad **** on it.

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Jesus was a beard guy.

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19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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Rynar wrote:
Jesus was a beard guy.


Something tells me, however, that he would disapprove of gangs.

There's a reason he does not refer to the Twelve Disciples as his "Posse".

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Duh, it's because they didn't ride horses.

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Diamondeye wrote:
Rynar wrote:
You should just join our gang.


1) I despise having facial hair
2) It's more fun giving you a hard time.

Image

Notice the lack of facial hair?

Hand my my Gillette. It's the one that says Bad **** on it.


He lacks facial hair and what happened? Oh, that's right. He went down like a little ***** with no hand. Yeah, **** that guy.

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Diamondeye wrote:
Rynar wrote:
Jesus was a beard guy.


Something tells me, however, that he would disapprove of gangs.

There's a reason he does not refer to the Twelve Disciples as his "Posse".


I dunno. A beard guy and 12 dudes....

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Fuzzface and a dozen homeys?

Anything else I think of is at least that sacrilegious.

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