The Glade 4.0

So....which is it?
I have freckles. No beard though. Yet. I hear that I'll start growing one in about 20 years after menopause sets in. Lookin' forward to flashing old lady beard guy gang signs, whatever they might be.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I has both.

Until I shave off the cheek fur, then I only have a goatee + stache.

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Holy shitsnacks!

I go between a van dyke and full beard. I've been shaving daily since before 8th grade.

No freckles for me.

Tried the full beard around Thanksgiving, but got tired of it. I am back to the plain ol' goatee and mustache.

*flashes goatee and mustache guy gang signs*

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

Both.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

What counts as a freckle? Is there a density (#/sq. inch?) threshold, or some kind of color standard (RGB or CMY(K)?) to pass?

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

Can't grow a proper beard, not that I'd want to. I have freckles, but I could hardly be considered a ginger, what with the so-dark-it's-basically-black brown hair and whatnot.

General rule of thumb: if you have at least 4 freckles on your nose, you can be considered freckled.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Ah, I see. So you're face-centric in your freckle admiration?

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

Oh god that could be me 20x over. Not to mention face, shoulders, arms, legs, chest, anywhere they sun may shine

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"None is more important, none more legitimate, than that of rendering the people safe as they are the
ultimate guardians of their own liberty."- Thomas Jefferson

"Yeah, I'm rehearsing my poker face. I don't handle stupid well. *sigh*" - Farsky

I have freckle and a beard but also a soul so I can't be a ginger. Create a category for me please.

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Freckled, obviously.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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Afraid not Hopwin, only those with warped and twisted souls think gingers don't have them. Gives them an excuse to screw over, harass and yes, even murder the different and far more attractive people that make them feel insignificant and ugly. We have souls, and they are even more beautiful than the red hair and freckles.

There is a special place in hell for you, with the rest of those anti-ginger maniacs and toilet seat sniffers.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

What goes around comes around my fair-skinned friend.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginger_Kids

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Couple freckles on my shoulder so I'll say no freckles in the ginger sense. Shaved my beard for an interview last week. Totally did not get the job so the beard is coming back and will stay for further interviews.

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Hokanu
Duty is a magnificent blessing because it is the sign of trust from the universe.
END OF LINE.

Beard, no freckles. Two liver spots.

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

The sacrifices will continue until only gingers are left. Welcome to the gates of hell.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

You're growing a beard? What the hell?

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"It is true that democracy undermines freedom when voters believe they can live off of others' productivity, when they modify the commandment: 'Thou shalt not steal, except by majority vote.' The politics of plunder is no doubt destructive of both morality and the division of labor."

Hahahaha I am not growing a beard! Well, not until we're in our 60's at least. Hey, I gotta have SOMETHING to look forward to in my old age...

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

You're the King Nitefox, make a proclamation or something.

Of course, we all know how well that will work with LadyKate.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

I'll pit our champion aginst the ginger champion any day. Who were you hoping to trot out into battle? Opie?

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

Cam Stewart perhaps?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

David Caruso.

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Really the Ginger champ should be Jackie Earle Haley as Rorschach.

Yeah, we beard guys are gonna have to stick with Chuck Norris.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20