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Do you have a beard or freckles?
Beard 32%  32%  [ 12 ]
Freckles 30%  30%  [ 11 ]
Both 16%  16%  [ 6 ]
Neither 14%  14%  [ 5 ]
Farsky is gay 8%  8%  [ 3 ]
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Yeah, we beard guys are gonna have to stick with Chuck Norris.

I choked when I read that :lol:

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Yeah, we beard guys are gonna have to stick with Chuck Norris.

I choked when I read that :lol:

Thank God you were saved by a drive-by roundhouse Heimlich because Chuck happened to be passing through Cuyahoga county onhis way south from personally waking up all the polar bears from their hibernation.

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Chuck Norris? The real one or the myth?

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The legend.

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We'll take Gilgamesh then. Several of the stories have him as a redhead.

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I have a couple on the top of my cheeks... apparently as I get older I get more of them. Very light, but they are there >.<


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Oh Lydiaa, don't make me say it.

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I know i'm blonde... >.<
It's not my fault.. it just... happeneds >.<
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I've got a beard, no freckles. But I find freckles to be attractive on the ladies. However, my younger brother thinks I am batshit insane.

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LadyKate wrote:
So....which is it?
I have freckles. No beard though. Yet. I hear that I'll start growing one in about 20 years after menopause sets in. Lookin' forward to flashing old lady beard guy gang signs, whatever they might be. :D


I voted Both. :P

Brunette with fair skin and freckles and surgically induced menopause for the past 10 years!! Every day there are more chin hairs to remove than the day before! :o :lol:

/flashes old lady beard guy gang signs at LadyKate :mrgreen:

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Raltar wrote:
However, my younger brother is batshit insane.


Fixed

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I'm totally curious if you could wax a beard...


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I'm very certain you can. But there's no way in hell I would ever consider doing that. Waxing is a very unmanly thing to do, for starters...and not having a beard is even less manly than waxing.

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Many oil their beards to give it a preen sheen. Most of us have no need to do so.

By the way, in this age of political correctness, you should realize that Ginger is a term that is offensive, unless used between we the melanistically challenged orange-red spotted and haired clan, Yes, from here forward, we are the McORSH Clan, and don't you forget it, blandie. Ginger is our term, not yours, stop being so racist.

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Ginger~! Ginger~! Ginger~!

I'm not racist... I still hate everyone equally /pat /hug /runs away hehe...

edit. About a week ago i tried to convince the dude currently boarding at our house to let me wax his chin... He told me in no uncertain terms, that this was not happening even if I was Gongli and willing to have 3 some with Zhang Ziyi >.<


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Nowhere to run to baby, nowhere to hide. You live in McORSH territory, they will find you.

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I really can't see ginger as a derogatory term... I mean carrot top I could understand but really?

I always thought ginger was a colour >.<


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Ginger is a root, as is carrot. Its more evidence of your desire to bury us, make us insignificant.

Beware, those who don't love ginger burn at its touch.

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Jasmy wrote:
LadyKate wrote:
So....which is it?
I have freckles. No beard though. Yet. I hear that I'll start growing one in about 20 years after menopause sets in. Lookin' forward to flashing old lady beard guy gang signs, whatever they might be. :D


I voted Both. :P

Brunette with fair skin and freckles and surgically induced menopause for the past 10 years!! Every day there are more chin hairs to remove than the day before! :o :lol:

/flashes old lady beard guy gang signs at LadyKate :mrgreen:


Suh-weeeeet! :D Jazz-me is my new hero. Woot woot!

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Freckles... red hair... pale skin... no soul... I'm a certified ginger.


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The freckles on my face have largely disappeared, but I have a liberal sprinkling on my shoulders, back, and arms. I have that wierd mixture of red and brown hair, except that most of my red hair is now grey :( .

And I apparently don't have enough beard to flash beard guy gang signs without getting beat up. :?

Guess I'm in limbo-wannabe land...

Oh, and Lydiaa, can't say much on the waxing of the face, but I can attest to having one of those old Epilady dipilator machines applied directly to my fully-bearded chin by my idiot sister when I was a teenager. It jammed up and got stuck to my face, hanging from my chin as it's little electric motor fried itself. Getting it off was hell...there was blood. Ow ow ow... :shock:

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Colphax wrote:
The freckles on my face have largely disappeared, but I have a liberal sprinkling on my shoulders, back, and arms. I have that wierd mixture of red and brown hair, except that most of my red hair is now grey :( .

And I apparently don't have enough beard to flash beard guy gang signs without getting beat up. :?

Guess I'm in limbo-wannabe land...

Oh, and Lydiaa, can't say much on the waxing of the face, but I can attest to having one of those old Epilady dipilator machines applied directly to my fully-bearded chin by my idiot sister when I was a teenager. It jammed up and got stuck to my face, hanging from my chin as it's little electric motor fried itself. Getting it off was hell...there was blood. Ow ow ow... :shock:



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Micheal wrote:
We'll take Gilgamesh then. Several of the stories have him as a redhead.



Yeah, but all have him as Chuck Norris' *****.

That needs to be a meme:

Chuck Norris:

Gilgamesh is my ginger *****.

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If you want a strong redhead to back you up, you need look no further than Odin. However, Odin is a beard guy before a ginger.

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Raltar wrote:
If you want a strong redhead to back you up, you need look no further than Odin. However, Odin is a beard guy before a ginger.

Can we expand this to a blanket statement of all Nordic peoples/characters?

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