The Glade 4.0

and if it's not funny enough, ti's because you don't have enough weed =P

Har har.

Let's all jump on the "give nev crap for smoking weed" bandwagon. Weed doesn't make everything funny, it just makes you think into things. For me, at least. Weed just helps bring out what's already there. If you're a stupid person, then yeah, you're gonna be super-stupid on weed. I could write a book on that subject but I'm sure you're as sick of hearing it as much as I'm sick of hearing the uninformed and uncalled for attacks on me, my behavior, and the things that I find interesting, and humorous, however serious or lighthearted they may be.

It's funny stuff, dammit! In fact, KITH has a similar sketch where Scott Thompson is paid to run on a treadmill while they collect his armpit sweat and bottle it into cologne. It's just over the top ridiculous humor, but they pull it off.

It may sound stupid on paper, but KITH is awesome, and that sketch is hilarious. But I suppose it's all in the presentation, and I can see how most people wouldn't get the humor in that situation only after reading it.

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Ron Paul 2012

We're just jealous because we've grown up and gotten responsibilities and can't smoke pot anymore.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

The weed thing aside, just because you have responsibilities doesn't mean you have to become some sorry sad sack zombie with no sense of humor, and just because someone smokes weed doesn't mean they are not responsible.

Now I understand everyone finds different things funny, but the reason that is funny has absolutely nothing to do with weed, and I'd appreciate if people would stop thinking that way. I'm gonna go off on a tangent here, but that kind of attitude just adds to the ignorance of society.

I'm a normal person. I pay my bills, I have a job, I have friends, I enjoy sobriety (I'm sober right now), I have all kinds of things going on, just like you. I enjoy my life. So what's the problem?


Sorry if I seem like I'm wiggin' out here, but all these little quips just get annoying after a while.

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Ron Paul 2012

I've got no problem with you partaking Nev. I work with a lot of people who do and manage to hold down professional jobs, pay their bills and raise their families.

However, **** is a lot funnier when you do smoke, drink or imbibe any other mind-altering substance (trying to be broad and PC).

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There's not enough mind-altering substances in this world to make collecting human bodily fluids for commercial products seem funny.

It's just not going to happen.

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In time, this too shall pass.

The funny part isn't necessarily the collection but the fact that people are willing to pay a lot of money to apply it to themselves.

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Aw, man! Now I have to have my brain scrubbed!

And it's not even Saturday...

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In time, this too shall pass.

Rule 34.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Also last I checked all women have a vagina but would rather apply someone elses vaginal secretions to themselves. That'd be like me buying a bucket of Arafys' sweat and dabbing it on... only grosser... er... well it is Arafys' sweat so I guess the analogy holds true

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Hey, if you want to smell like an overheated moose... that's all on you.

Who am I to say your kink is not ok?

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Holy shitsnacks!

How did you get a job checking all women's vaginas? I never saw the add on craigslist.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

Damn! You must get around!

Like Santa crossed with a gynecologist! Did you do it all in one night, too?

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In time, this too shall pass.

You need to read all the job-descriptions, not just the acronyms. We even have a uniform:

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When you get to your own grandmother, give her right labia a little pinch from me!

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

Awww lighten up Nev, just giving you a hard time.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Sadly all three have passed (don't ask) but when I meet yours....

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That's hot. (the second part, not the first part.)

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

Hey just checking; it just seems like everyone just has been disregarding everything I post ever since they found out I smoke weed like I'm some retard to laugh at, and weed is just dictating my actions.

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Ron Paul 2012

No one pay attention to him; that's just the weed talking.

lmao

i think you read that post before I typed it, I didn't know the glade had time travel, man.

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Ron Paul 2012

In all fairness we've always disregarded everything you post
/bonk

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Hey, I've never been bonked before!











... lol ...

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Ron Paul 2012

Beat Nevandal with the Bonkball bat.

/bonk

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Will people pay top dollar for fancy bottles of my ball sweat?

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones