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Screeling
 Post subject: Hemorrhoids
PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:12 am 
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They're killing me right now. You've really no idea how much your butt puckers when you do things until you have a really bad hemorrhoid. I've managed to dodge a visit to the doctor for them in the past, but I just don't think there's going to be any avoiding it this time.

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With great pooping comes great hemorrhoids.

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I feel ya, was plagued by them for several years. Then, about a year and a half ago I had something even worse in that general vicinity. I'll skip the details, 'cause they're unpleasant, but at the end of the day I wound up having some surgery, and either the 'roids were in the way, or my doctor snipped 'em while he was in there. Haven't had a problem since :)
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Müs wrote:
With great pooping comes great hemorrhoids.

Heavy is the...uh, head that wears the...crown...

I don't know where I'm going with this.

Pooooop.
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Oh, one thing your doctor will tell you is to make sure you get enough fiber. It's your friend.
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Müs wrote:
With great pooping comes great hemorrhoids.


Gentle pooping is the key. Great gentle pooping.
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If you have to struggle to poop then you're doing it wrong*

*unless you have a medical condition.

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Hemorrhoids make you struggle to poop. Heck, sometimes I have to push hard just to get a fart out whereas before all I had to do was relax a bit.

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Heck, sometimes I have to push hard just to get a fart out whereas before all I had to do was relax a bit.


Oh how the mighty have fallen.

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Wow, Screeling...struggle to fart due to the 'roids? You need to get those cauterized...

Is it like having a cauliflower in your butt?

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Yeah, and sometimes it feels like crapping out glass. The occasional blood sometimes makes me think that's what actually happens.

TMI!!!

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Screeling wrote:
They're killing me right now. You've really no idea how much your butt puckers when you do things until you have a really bad hemorrhoid. I've managed to dodge a visit to the doctor for them in the past, but I just don't think there's going to be any avoiding it this time.


Dude, nothing to mess around with. If its been over a week and they are still there, duckwalk on in to the doctor.

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We know way too much about Screeling's ***.

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Raltar wrote:
We know way too much about Screeling's ***.


Yes. Yes we do.
Dear lord nobody say "pics or it didn't happen"

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Yeah, doctor up, bro. You don't want to get a taint infection.

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pics or it didn't happen

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

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Oh, but yes!

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Taskiss wrote:
pics or it didn't happen


If he does, and my eyes bleed, am I a candidate for sainthood?

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Rynar wrote:
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pics or it didn't happen


If he does, and my eyes bleed, am I a candidate for sainthood?

You are already.

Patron saint of radical cooks with attitude.

From what I hear, you work miracles in the kitchen ;)

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<---------is pooping while reading this.

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Taamar wrote:
Müs wrote:
With great pooping comes great hemorrhoids.


Gentle pooping is the key. Great gentle pooping.


Taamar is wise.

Screeling is a false prophet, leading the unwary into pain and infection.

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Micheal wrote:
Taamar wrote:
Müs wrote:
With great pooping comes great hemorrhoids.


Gentle pooping is the key. Great gentle pooping.


Taamar is wise.

Screeling is a false prophet, leading the unwary into pain and infection.

Silence, heretic. If anything, they're stigmata to prove what I'm saying.

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