The Glade 4.0

Probably not going to be what you are thinking.

If you had the option of a one-shot deal to wake up the next day and be the opposite sex with the understanding that you could change back any time you wanted, would you take it?

Personally, I think I would. Be interesting to see life as a woman for a while and what the average one goes through.

(No, I'm not gay.)

Probably, but I'd want to wake up as a decent looking fit young woman, not as a female older, out of shape, etc. me.

Then again, knowing Coyote, I'd be very cautious about taking this wish.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

An attractive member of the opposite sex would be nice, yes, but even as an average one would still be an eye-opener.

And . . . Coyote?

Coyote - the mischievous coyote god. Imagine a twist between the devil buying your soul and the leprechaun granting a wish to get his gold back or let go. These days I consider wolf fulfillment in a what would coyote do aspect, which is why I rarely truly wish for anything.

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According to Navajo mythology, the Milky Way was created by the mischievous behavior of the god, Coyote. When the world was created, the Holy People gathered around Black God to place the stars in the sky. Coyote grew annoyed at the slowness of this process.

In his anger, he chose to place a red star, called Ma'iio, in the south. Ma'iio means 'the one who roams'. This star symbolizes Coyote and appears for only a short time during the year. To the Navajo, it is a symbol of trouble. Coyote continued to be displeased with the Holy People's progress and threw the bag of stars over his head, forming the Milky Way.

Coyote was a trickster, and would often use this to get what he wanted. In one story, Coyote turned a hero into a coyote, and in turn became the man. He went to the hero's home and slept with his wife. Coyote smelled very bad. When the wife visited her mother, she smelled the Coyote on the wife. They then knew that Coyote had tricked them.



Drawing depicting the Navajo god Coyote.
Image courtesy of Corel Corporation.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Aaah the Native American Loki basically.

No no -- in this hypothetical, it's a no strings attached wish. No prankster canines involved

If I knew I could change back, I would. Without even a moments hesitation. But it would have to be a 100% for sure thing that I could change back. If there was any sort of doubt that I wouldn't be able to change back, I wouldn't do it. Not because I think women are lesser than men, it's just that I don't know if I would enjoy being a woman without at least trying it out first.

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-Jonathan Quick

No, but only 'cause I'm pretty comfortable in this shell as it is.

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In time, this too shall pass.

Hell no.

I wouldn't care if my rack was perfect, it isn't worth the monthy 'gift'.

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Raell Kromwell

I'd be a chick for a day. Might not leave bed all day.

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This.

I would love to pee standing up and see what sex is like from the guys perspective. I'd like to skip the 30 minutes pooping in the bathroom bit though....I could do without that part of being a dude for a day.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

for one day, sure, as long as I knew I could change back and if it took place with me in some "alternate universe" so everyone wouldn't freak out.

By the way, the half hour to poop is optional.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Then you, as a guy, might as well keep sitting down to pee.

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The Dude abides.

oooooo burned!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

IN YOUR FACE!!!

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The Dude abides.

Ew. I hope not!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Yeah same here, but give me a week or two.

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Ron Paul 2012

Correction, I would get out of bed but only to find new things to cram in my vag.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I don't know that I'd use a *jackhammer* per se... but a hammer drill.. maybe.

But nothing larger than a TE-40 or so.
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Holy shitsnacks!

Just how big of a vagina are you planning on having, Arafys?

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

NO SIR/Ma'am!

Once those estrogens and such get flowing in the body.....I might end up doing a guy.....then when I switched back I would have caught the gays. Not that there is anything wrong with that (que Seinfeld)......

Plus, I would miss my weiner and nuts.....my rod and tackle.....

Besides that, it would be bad mojo for a guy to be able to experience being a woman.......the dude would masturbate til he passed out, wake up and do it again......and end up in the hospital with a sore bean and dehydrated.....

Well, the TE-40 requires less force to activate the hammering action than most hammer drills, as well as active vibration reduction (AVR). Its at the top end of "Tools I would use to cram stuff in my vag" as it was so eloquently put.

Realistically, a TE-6with an 90 degree angled chuck adapter would be more ideal.

Alternatively, if *hammering* isn't the thing that trips your trigger, a WSR-900 PE gets you the back and forth, and also has 'orbital' motion as well.

I mean seriously though, a *jackhammer*?
I think about this type of thing when I hear that term.

Really? I mean... *really*?


Yes, I worked in the tool field, yes I have a dirty mind, and yes, I had *far* too much free time.

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Holy shitsnacks!

I'm dying to know how you came across this.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Being in the ER that day would have been interesting..

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...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

You really wanna know how my brain works? It's a scary process....hahaha!

I watched 1000 ways to die a few weeks ago and remembered one of the stories was about a woman who masturbated with a carrot, which created a tiny hole in her vaginal wall and one of her veins and created an embolism that went to her vital organs and caused her to die mid-masturbation. I thought that would have been funny to link but couldn't find an article so I found this one instead when I googled "woman dies from carrot"

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth