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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:32 am 
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Answer the question, no ifs ands or buts, and then pose a dilemma for the next poster.

Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with someone you hate?

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With someone I hate. Hinjinx ensue! Might even leverage it into a sitcom.

Would you rather be deaf or mute?

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would you rather skydive or show up to work naked for a day?

I'd rather show up naked. Skydiving could be fun, but I'm not sure I could bring myself to jump---at least if I showed up naked people would know I had balls.

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Skydive

Would you rather be proud and penniless or humbled and employed?

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I'd rather show up naked. Skydiving could be fun, but I'm not sure I could bring myself to jump---at least if I showed up naked people would know I had balls.

If you go tandem, somebody does the jump for you. Skydiving, that is. :)

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Micheal wrote:
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Would you rather be proud and penniless or humbled and employed?


Proud and penniless.

Would you rather eat one of Screeling's turds or lick Nitefox's nuts?

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Thread killed.

Don't they pretty much taste the same anyways?

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Not killed if you responded...answer the question, Hop. :P

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I'm on a diet kinda, so all that bulk wouldn't do me any good. So, Foxnuts it is.

There, I took one for the team.

Rather be cursed with uncontrollable diarrhea or uncontrollable vomiting :p

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You rock dude. Heh. Foxnuts.

Uncontrollable diarrhea without hesitation. I hate barfing...can't imagine that anyone would choose barfing over diarrhea.

Would you rather die by drowning or by fire?

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You rock dude. Heh. Foxnuts.

Uncontrollable diarrhea without hesitation. I hate barfing...can't imagine that anyone would choose barfing over diarrhea.

Would you rather die by drowning or by fire?


Fire. The fiery inferno of a nuclear blast. I don't wanna feel it.

Would you rather be unable to taste food, or unable to orgasm?

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Piss on food. I'll keep orgasms.

Would you rather be buried alive or lost in the desert with no chance of escape/rescue?

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Being buried alive would be horrible! Lost in the desert!

Would u rather take a shower or a bath?

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Shower. Baths take to long.

Would you rather run a farm by hand or mine coal?

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Run a farm by hand...the whole I don't wanna be buried alive thingy again..

Would you rather have a dog or a cat?

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Dog.

Would you rather juggle chainsaws or put a pin back in a grenade?

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Chainsaws. I could live without two arms. Couldn't live if I was exploded.

Would you rather have sex with your mom or your sister?

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edit..ok Arafys took one for the team..so shall I..

my sister...mom? no no no =P

Would you rather eat a Roach or be covered in a bath tub with thousands of Roaches?

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I'll eat one. Another one, I should say.

Public humiliation: you're on a stage naked in front of a thousand people (including your grandparents). Squat and take a dump on the floor or masturbate?


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Poop, its quicker.

A) wipe your butt with glass shards
B) not wipe your butt again ever (or any other method of cleansing)

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Glass shards, I hate not being "anally" clean, and a few months of not cleaning yourself will result in nastiness along the lines of open sores.

Would you rather eat dog or cat?

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Would you rather go blind or deaf?

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I would rather be blind than have to live in silence, would go crazy if it was quiet all the time. I either have music or the tv going, pretty much 24/7.

Budweiser or Corona?

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Corona. Budweiser is ***, unless you mean that American Ale they've got now.

Would you rather be a Jedi Knight or a D&D wizard?

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D&D Wizard! I would be better casting kill bill spells from afar!

Would you rather spank or be spanked?

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