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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:29 pm 
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Not everything you hear about the birds and the bees in the playground turns out to be true. In fact you can pretty much discount all of it; you can't catch boys' cooties from a kiss, you won't get catch an STD by holding hands and oral sex will not end in pregnancy.
That said, the latter may have more consequences than we had previously imagined, if research into HPV-related neck and head cancers is anything to go by.

According to an editorial published in the British Medical Journal, cases of a particular form of head and neck cancer called oropharyngeal squamous cell carcinoma (OSCC) have risen sharply in the last few years and appear to be linked to the human papillomavirus (HPV).

The study found the risk of developing OSCC was linked to a history of six or more sexual partners, four or more oral sex partners, and, for men, sexual intercourse at an earlier age.

"Sexual transmission of HPV — primarily through orogenital intercourse — might be the reason for the increase in incidence of HPV related oropharyngeal carcinoma," wrote the researchers, led by Hisham Mehanna from the Institute of Head and Neck Studies at Britain's University Hospital Coventry.

Research carried out in 2007 by the Johns Hopkins University's Kimmel Cancer Centre also linked HPV with throat cancer, when it was previously believed that cancers found in the upper throat could be attributed to smoking or alcohol consumption. In the study, HPV-positive cancer patients tended to have a more extensive sexual history than those with other forms.

The virus

The virus at the root of most cervical cancer cases, HPV, is on the rise and around 6000 new cases are reported in the US each year. At least 50 percent of the population will have some type of HPV in their lifetime. Most types are harmless however and go away on their own.

HPV is thought to have taken hold decades ago during the time baby boomers came of age — and as result is now showing up predominately men and women older than 50.

The exact reason for this is still unclear but there is mounting evidence that the rise may be linked to the evolution of sexual practices changed in the swinging 1960s and '70s. In a landmark study published in 1994 by University of Chicago researchers, oral sex was found to be a more common intimate act among people born in the 1950s than in previous generations.

The theory

So why is oral sex a risk factor? According to medical experts, the virus thrives on the skin and can be transmitted via skin-to-skin contact. In the same way intercourse is aligned with cervical cancer, oral sex can be seen as a link to throat, head and neck cancer.

Medical experts have warned that the notion of oral sex being 'safe' is no longer the case.

The answer?

Two vaccines, Cervarix, made by GlaxoSmithKline, and Gardasil, made by Merck & Co can prevent HPV, which causes virtually all cases of cervical cancer, the second most common cancer in women worldwide.

Researchers believe that the widespread use of the HPV vaccine, which lessens the risk of cervical cancer, may also offer protection from other forms of HPV-positive cancer.

For more information on the HPV vaccine, consult your GP.



Short version... HPV (the virus causing herpes and cold sores) are found to be causing throat cancer... the verdict.. stop having un-protected oral sex... :twisted:


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You are just learning two things here?

A) Of course cooties are real, where were you in kindergarten?
B) Don't put strange things in your mouth ;)

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How do you have protected oral Sex?..

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Lol swallow?

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yep, if the cooties are not in one place long enough.. they cannot hurt it. Hence you are protected

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Huh...that might work if you followed with a antiviral chaser DS :p

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Huh...that might work if you followed with a antiviral chaser DS :p


Vodka?

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So, if you get HPV on your cervix during a time frame that you were engaging in oral sex, then you get HPV in your mouth too?
Gross.

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I'm not sure if that was tongue in cheek or not LK, but what it's saying is that HPV from the male can translate into throat and head cancer in the person fellating said male, just as having unprotected sex could result in cervical cancer.

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But the male performing oral on the female who has HPV could get throat or head cancer too, no?

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Vodka?


Vodka, Jack Daniels, that **** you brought back from the Paiute reservation in the mason jar...

something like that.

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But the male performing oral on the female who has HPV could get throat or head cancer too, no?



Absolutely, I should have been more clear. HPV can be passed from the genitals of either gender to oral tissue of either gender- and I believe, from orally infected tissue to the genitals.

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HPV looks like a cauliflower down there (sometimes)

oral abstinance if you see that..

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Lydiaa wrote:
Short version... HPV (the virus causing herpes and cold sores) are found to be causing throat cancer... the verdict.. stop having un-protected oral sex... :twisted:


I think you may have teh cooties confused.

Herpes is exactly that, HPV is genital warts, and is known to cause cervical cancer. That is why the rush has been on to get teen girls vaccinated with (Gardisil?)

Last I heard the cherry on a cigarette will still remove dem cooties.

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How do you have protected oral Sex?..



Dental Damn, or "pressed ham". Doesn't sound very appealing though.

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Condom BJ

About as fun as banging a cheese grater then an empty bottle of bleach.

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Maybe if you didn't use the condom, you could just dip it in bleach afterwards and that would kill all the little HPV's crawling around..or hmm I guess she would have to gargle with bleach too..

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Maybe if you didn't use the condom, you could just dip it in bleach afterwards and that would kill all the little HPV's crawling around..or hmm I guess she would have to gargle with bleach too..


Nah, just Listerine.

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Kirra wrote:
Maybe if you didn't use the condom, you could just dip it in bleach afterwards

Do not want! :( :shock:

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