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Would you rather be called in to your bosses' office first thing in the morning or last thing on a Wednesday?

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Would you rather have silk sheets or high thread count cotton sheets?

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Silk

Carmel over chocolate or chocolate on strawberries?

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Choclate on strawberries.

Run up the stairs of the Sears Tower or run a marathon.

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Run a marathon.

Would you rather lick a public restroom toilet seat or chew some ABC gum from the subway floor in NYC?

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ABC gum. Even used gum has to taste better than urine, excrement, semen, and vomit.

Would you rather lose three fingers on your non-dominate hand or one finger on your dominate one?

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depends on which finger... but if i got to pick my little finger on my dominant hand would be fine...

Would you rather have your eye brow shaved or your neither region completely brizillian waxed


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Nethers waxed.

I can at least put pants on for that ;)

Salmonella or Botulism?

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Salmonella... the survival rate is higher =P

if you had to dress up for a whole day (and go out on the town)... would you take a stripper outfit, or a princess hello kitty dress?


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Stripper Outfit, breakaway Tuxedo.

You can wear the prom dress when we go out on the town, someday.

Would you rather die unappreciated or die reviled?

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Die unappreciated on earth, rewards come after :)

would you rather sky dive naked or run a marathon naked?

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Marathon naked.. if you sky dived naked.. where would the parachute go?

would you rather be a subjected to a life time of listening to the wiggles or get hit by lightning once.


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Hit by lighting once, I hear you can survive!

Would you rather have no legs or arms?

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No legs. I can at least roll my stumpy *** around in a wheelchair. And I can make everyone call me Lt. Dan.

Sex with a Moose or a Polar Bear?

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Hey, I'm a Brown Bear, just old and silvered.

sex with a bear.

Would you rather wear Vans or Chucks?

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Chucks.

Would you rather wear hot pink to work all day or silver sequins?

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Hot pink with silver sequins. I ain't afraid to "get my diva on"!

Would you rather have a frontal labotomy or use pine cones as anal beads?

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lobotomy... those who do not know what they are missing are never missing it...

Would you prefer rynar's cooking or elmo's snugglewhimsies?


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Would you prefer rynar's cooking or elmo's snugglewhimsies?



As if there were any question... Rynar's cooking.

Would you rather Bungie jump knowing the cord was 3 feet longer than the drop, or poke a grizzly in the eye with a stick?

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I would poke a grizzley in the eye, they haul *** outta there!

Would you rather play video games or have sex?

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Unlike my exgirlfriend, have sex!

Would you rather have bacon or steak?

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BACON!!!!

would you rather have bacon or sex?

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Would you rather have hickory smoked bacon or chocolate covered bacon.

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Hickory. Smoked bacon!


Have free lap dances or unlimited booze at the strip club?

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Free Lap Dances. ( I generally think strip clubs are a waste of time, but since diabetes and alchohol do not mix....)

Explosive Diarrhea or Constant unending flatulence?

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