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pfft you guys are just jealous of our hot pirate ladies =P

Humanity is proof that god should have taken up another hobby...



Snakes are proof that God was masturbating when he was designing some of the animals.

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19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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The House of Lords is proof that Britain doesn't have enough gallows.

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Rynar wrote:
Lydiaa wrote:
pfft you guys are just jealous of our hot pirate ladies =P

Humanity is proof that god should have taken up another hobby...



Snakes are proof that God was masturbating when he was designing some of the animals.

No, snakes are proof that St. Patrick didn't go far enough.

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Flying Purple People Eaters are proof that flying purple people were a mistake.

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Women are proof that God should have just let guys have an extra rib.

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Whatever, man. The Japanese had it all coming. They attacked Hawaii, they got nuked. It's not equatable to the holocaust. Then they attack our eyes, brains, and very souls with anime, they have some insensitive comments coming.

If they beat us in WWII, they'd be making fun of us. If they didn't want to lose and be made fun of for it, they should have ducked and covered.


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To be fair, they were pretty much beaten by the time ducking and covering became an issue.

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Where this country went wrong was Women's Sufferage.

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You ever see that episode of The Man Show when they went to a beach in L.A. to "end women's suffraging" by getting people to sign their petition? They got all kinds of women to sign it. One ugly broad did figure it out though and was trying to explain to some bimbo that the guys were making fun of them.

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If you want to end suffrage, do it back to the intent of the founding fathers. See Khross's limitations and add white. Might want to cap the military service one unless they meet one of the other categories as well.

Yeah, we were founded by a bunch of white land-owners who were usually also business owners or lawyers. They were fighting to free the country for people like them. common man was just a ruse to get people to join the militias.

That insensitive enough for you?

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