The Glade 4.0

RuPaul, Lady Gaga music makes me want to do the Joker's pencil trick on myself.

Football or Baseball?

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Football.

Would you rather find half a worm in your apple, or cockroach legs in your chinese food?

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Worm. You can cut it out and eat the rest of the apple.

Would you rather explore space or explore the ocean?

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Explore Space, No sharks there.

Eat maggot covered food or go hungry?

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Go hungry.

Be perpetually 12 or 60?

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

12.

Would you rather have a permanent colostomy and have to poop in a bag or a permanent tracheotomy and have to talk through your throat?

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Permanent colostomy, you can hide it under your clothes! I like to talk too much to have a trach.

Would u rather poop at home or in a public bathroom?

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Home court advantage, obviously, sheesh, women.

No more TV and movies etc.(even on the computer), or no more video games?

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Lady GaGa

Nails or Screws?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

What Micheal, do you just answer the ones you want to whenever you decide to?

Screws

No more TV and movies etc.(even on the computer), or no more video games?

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

No, I just make the mistake of thinking the end of the page means I'm at the end. Need to look at the page counter more often.

No more video games.

would you rather have a broken engine of broken brakes happen to you suddenly?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Ahhh, that makes sense.

Brakes, cheaper to repair.

Two hours less sleep every night, or $10,000 less pay?

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Easy one, I would expire with -2 sleep, another virtual pay cut please.

Porcupines or Elephants?

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"Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one." Charles Mackay

Hate to break it to you but, you'll expire from 0 sleep too.

Porcupines, they're slow.

Clams or Oysters?

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Oysters, go down fast, I've heard.

Live in USA or Europe?

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

USA, though visiting Europe is nice.

Strawberries or Marionberries?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Strawberries! What is a marionberry?

Circumsized or not circumsized?

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

A Marionberry is a blackberry, or the former Mayor of D.C.

If I were to make the choice for another human being I'd go with uncircumcised.

Chocolate or Vanilla?

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Circumsized since shortly after birth.

Fine or coarse grit sandpaper across your privates?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Fine.

Wold you rather be an X-Wing pilot or a Rebel Commando at the Battle of Endor.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Rebel Commando, Storm Troopers can't shoot for ****.

Arm-wrestle a bear or greco-roman (OLD SCHOOL) wrestle a member of the same sex?

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Greco-Roman all the way; I'd like to keep my arm.

Funyuns or Chili Cheese Fritos?

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Funyuns.

Live in a 500sq ft house that was very nice or 3,000sq ft house that was a dump?

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

3000 even though that's too big, handy-man's special!

Hot fudge or chocolate sauce?

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

hot fudge.

Mermaids! Top half woman/bottom half fish, or Top half fish, bottom half woman?