The Glade 4.0

But you don't need to top this . . .

http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93042?fp=1

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Wow. The picture with that is awesome, by the way. The kid next to him is looking over like, "Holy cow! That guy's huge!"

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

Walking the floors with that little butterball will kill you...geesh.

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Raell Kromwell

Good lord...

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

OUCH!!!! Hope that baby was delivered via C-Section!!!

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

I think it chewed it's way out.

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Raell Kromwell

Heh, you beat me to it. My thoughts exactly.

Although it pales in comparison, there was an 11-pounder born on one of those Discovery channel shows a couple of years ago. The nurse - and, not a young, inexperienced one - was dumbfounded. She walked out of the room going "Oh my god!" It was hilarious.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

That's weird, didn't realize I had double-posted with nothing but quotes in the second. I meant to point out to Raell that he's probably right. I think the umbilical cord maxed out.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

Jesus nude, and ppl wonder why babies are the only thing that scare me! Thank goodness the dingoes will devour anything.

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Sometimes it's the tiger or the tiger

"But Amdee, darling, you're a homicidal maniac..."-Mickell

Yeah I saw that and sent it to Nitefox and he has been teasing me ever since. Kinda raises the bar on the "guess how big our baby will be" thing, huh?
Hmmmm. I'm going to need more cheeseburgers. And cake. Chocolate cake.....

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I pointed out that baby to Phe this morning. That baby is a full fifth of her body weight.