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Micheal
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It's okay LadyKate, he's been this way since he started using Alka-Seltzer as suppositories.

Stubborn, they're going to nail him to porcelain someday.

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Nitefox wrote:
<---------is pooping while reading this.


<-----------is thinking about pooping while reading this.


Get thy arse inspected! You dunna want no infection or fistula going on down thar.

Had a friend that had problems in that area......got his lanced......had some complication due to putting it off too long and ended up having to go in for surgery to fix his bum hole.....

They ended up having to shoot some botox in his sphincter......and I don't think he was ever "right" after all that.....

Man.....this makes for some great BnB material.......cornholio! :mrgreen:
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Get thy arse inspected! You dunna want no infection or fistula going on down thar.


I lol'ed. :)

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Get thy arse inspected! You dunna want no infection or fistula going on down thar.


I lol'ed. :)


It's almost as funny as farts and jokes about farts.....and poop....anything *** related. :P
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...or fistula going on down thar....


Noone wants that.

Heh heh. You said fistula... heh heh

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...or fistula going on down thar....


Noone wants that.

Heh heh. You said fistula... heh heh


You may laugh now, but a fistula is one of the most unpleasant things...
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Cool. I found a picture of one.



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It doesn't look that bad.

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Kate...lol I see that everyday =P my fault for clicking on the spoiler though.

That is a 'mild' fistula..Screeling could only hope to get that one!

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They get worse?

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You have no idea. /shudder.

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They call it a "fist"ula for a reason... :shock:

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Only words, but the mental imagery is not for the weak hearted.

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Imagine being able to put a fist in your rear sphincter and have it come out through your vagina. That is the other extreme.


For those who wish to read more - see here http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency ... 002365.htm

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Yeah, the one I had was bigger than the one in LK's picture. Really unpleasant, painful too. Not as painful as the abscess, but a serious amount of discomfort. Then there was the ick factor. After all, it's kind of like a tube that is open on both ends. I'll let your imagination take it from there.
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Wow. I had never heard of these things before. That sounds really nasty and really painful. How do you get them?

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According to the specialist I saw, they can occur after an abscess if it doesn't heal properly.
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So how do you get an abscess?

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Hemorroid that ruptures and you don't take care of it, would be one way...

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LadyKate wrote:
Wow. I had never heard of these things before. That sounds really nasty and really painful. How do you get them?


I think the more important question is, how do you NOT get them...


And I wish to thank everyone in this thread for using spoiler tags. I did not and have no interest in clicking them!
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LadyKate wrote:
Wow. I had never heard of these things before. That sounds really nasty and really painful. How do you get them?


Childbirth, too. Or, apparently, sitting in a car for 12 hours when you get your first desk job or something. That was my welcome into the working world, kinda sucked.

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So I kept trying to find a doctor near me. The earliest appointment it seemed I could make was like 4 weeks out. So frustrating. So I called my old doctor across town and have an appointment for Monday. I hate driving over there, but I gotta do what I gotta do.

It feels like but pooper is throbbing as I type this. I'm really not looking forward to having a doctor dig around in my butt tomorrow. I'm sure he's going to like it even less.

How messed up would it be if I ate Kashi for breakfast before showing up to this appointment?

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He didn't ask you to do an enema before the appointment? Ummm Kashi might cause him to not use lube :p

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I have to wait until 4/16/10 to get the procedure done. **sigh**

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Ugh, that sucks. Did they figure out what it is? Just roid rage, or something more unpleasant?

Heh, after my abscess issue was addressed, but before the fistula issue occurred, my specialist decided I was due for a flexible sigmoidoscomy. Un. ****. Pleasant. Not to mention incredibly uncomfortable.
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Going to get them removed now! Something tells me I'm going be lying face down with a bag of ice on my butt in a couple hours.

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